Miss Atomic Blonde

This is the slowest, most expensive Apocalypse ever.

Anyone else notice the Bermuda Triangle is kinda quiet these days.

@jeanisalunatic @Bunnyboots187 Why bother? They don't even care when I tell them what my Spirit Animal or Super Power is.

The first rule of twitter is you do not tell people in real life about your twitter.

@CongIreland @irishpatriot91

@atomic_1013 @irishpatriot91 You are now an honorary citizen :)

THIS IS BRILLIANT IRELAND 🇮🇪

@143freeworld Two things for me, and rescuing Envy is one of them. 💚

We should never have moved. I’ve only done one right thing in my life and it’s adopting Happy. He deserves better than I. I’ll still try my best

@unkonfined January 2013.

I’ve been posting on this platform for 18 years. How about you?

@miniwhisker @AmiriKing Runners up: 1. WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? (x 173) 2. OK! OK! OK! (x 68)

@atomic_1013 @AmiriKing “BUHCAUSE OF WHAT?”

A woman throwing a hotel party for her 11-year-old daughter has a full-blown meltdown after she realizes the vending machines won’t accept her EBT card. Am I tripping or is this insane?

@pawsma22 @vladdy925 @memechaotic Exactly. He PAID for one coffee and can do whatever tf he wants with HIS coffee.

@vladdy925 @memechaotic If he paid for one coffee he received the amount used in two. Also the extra cups, ice, straws. Things are priced out according to a specific recipe.

The NY accent makes it better.

@GSGB01 Me, waiting for Scotland to follow so I can post my best Braveheart memes. 🇮🇪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

🚨BREAKING: Farmers are about to take over Cork as hundreds of tractors roll into the city. The Irish aren't playing around. 🇮🇪

@benonwine I said this from day one.

The World Economic Forum has openly admitted what many suspected all along: the COVID-19 pandemic was used as a test to measure how willing the public would be to comply with their long-term vision for the planet. Lockdowns, mandates, travel restrictions, and digital tracking weren’t just emergency measures, they became a real-world experiment in obedience, authority, and behavioral control. Now that the admission is out in the open, people are asking hard questions about consent, accountability, and how far global institutions believe they can push societies during a “crisis.” If COVID was the test run, what does that mean for the future?

@Cornpop690U812 @joeroganhq @nayibbukele Along with this Queen: x.com/i/status/20411…

@joeroganhq @nayibbukele The best leader in the world right now

Nayib Bukele: "They are worried about the human rights of the k*llers. What about the human rights of the women who don't want to be r*ped? Or the kids who want to safely play in the park?"

@NightGuardian34 @brockpierson 1000%

@atomic_1013 @brockpierson But Amber Heard would be a great addition too 😂😆😂

Is this the most annoying person on the internet or not

@NightGuardian34 @brockpierson No, that was my reply to your comment 😑

@atomic_1013 @brockpierson Yes, she totally needs to be added

@NightGuardian34 @brockpierson

@brockpierson Have you met Sydney Sweeney or Taylor Swift, they are worse

This good boy's story gave me chills.... Grok him, Gemini him, Google him. Wherever you go to find stuff out about stuff, go there.

@EricLDaugh If only we had leadership like this in the U.S.

🚨 BREAKING: El Salvador President Nayib Bukele just called on America to "IMPEACH the corrupt judges" after the killer of Iryna Zarutska was found too incompetent to stand trial for m*rder HE'S RIGHT! This is exactly what Bukele did to clean up El Salvador. Crime thrives with corrupt judges. MASS IMPEACH!

@Xinewstoday @Pixie1z @V_Lady2024 In Hell, where you left it, Satan. (just kidding, but not really)

@Pixie1z @V_Lady2024 Where is the Mayonnaise?

Which bowl would you pick?

@unkonfined I'm Atomic.

I’m Unkonfined. Who are you?

@be_formidable @AnothahWon @CollinRugg

@atomic_1013 @AnothahWon @CollinRugg House Bolton approves

NEW: FedEx driver who is accused of abducting and strangling a seven-year-old girl, puts his face in his hand as a photo is displayed of him driving her to her death. 7-year-old Athena Strand was seen standing behind Tanner Horner in his FedEx truck. Athena was allegedly snatched by Horner when he was delivering a Barbie doll to her home in Paradise, Texas. Horner initially claimed that he accidentally hit the girl with the truck before "panicking" and pulling her into the vehicle. He said he then strangled her in the vehicle and dumped the body 7 miles from the home. The photo, however, shows that Athena was alert in the truck and did not appear to have been struck by the truck. Wise County District Attorney James Stainton says the jury will see footage on the day of the killing, depicting the moment Athena was strangled to death. "Somebody covered up the camera because they don't want you to see. Guess what? Audio is still running, and you're going to hear it. You're going to hear what a 250-pound man can do to a 67-pound child," he said. "And when I say it's horrible, I mean it. I've been doing this for 25 years, and I promise you, buckle up." Horner qualifies for the death penalty.