Austin Gooners

Eh, sometimes it isn’t your day. The team should use this to create a bunker mentality for the more important competitions in front of us. We aren’t the dark arts team, but we should be. We just played the masters. Get mad and learn, lads.

Sure enough one of the few City fans here is making a horse’s ass out of herself, getting in people’s faces. Just like when Liverpool fans once clogged the toilets. You could set your watch to it.

It’s official: we have drank the pub out of Guinness. They ordered six kegs.

When we said we are everywhere what we meant is WE ARE EVERYWHERE. @arsenalamerica #ArsenalFamily

Zoom in… you’ll enjoy it 😊😊😊

Dear Peter Bankes, Shave your head. The battle is over.

And they call us the “dark arts” team. Fucking hilarious. 🙄

We are everywhere, including Wembley. @arsenalamerica #ArsenalFamily

Reality of what happened, vs LinkedIn explanation:

@EricNjiiru @Salibasexual02

I’d rather be 9 points behind Arsenal than 5 points above City. We are coming

@sidurkin No sir. 🇺🇸 Taken as a compliment though!

@austingooners Assume the admin is a fellow Brit amongst the yanks. “Strongly encouraged to fuck off” is pure Shakespeare.

1st cup final of the year tomorrow! We’ll have a Soccer Post pop-up store upstairs and a UT film crew getting footage. City fans are strongly encouraged to fuck off to your own pub (Haymaker) despite how ours “is more fun.” We’re usually nice but intensity rising as season wraps.

Or you can shop the Post pop-up at Arsenal watch party in Austin. See you at The Tavern.

@SpursOfficial Are white flags ok? 🏳️

Wear white 🤍 Everything you need to know ahead of a big game on Sunday 👉 thfc.pro/4rILAE8

Manchester United: 😢 We wanted a penalty! Everyone else: You got one. Manchester United: OK. But ANOTHER ONE. 😭

Most wins in all competitions in history: 🥇 Man City: 50 wins / 61 games Manager: Pep Guardiola (2018–19) 🥈 Real Madrid: 46 wins / 58 games Manager: José Mourinho (2011–12) 🥉 Barcelona: 45wins / 60 games Manager: Luis Enrique (2014–15) Arteta - 38 wins in 49* ⏳

A hugely professional win. They should all worry about us.

For those saying Sunday, you would really rather go out of the champions league and win the carabao cup? Everyone is an entitled to their opinion, but help us understand.

🗳️ FLASH POLL 🗳️ We think it’s obvious, but… If you can only win one: