Austin Gooners

Reality of what happened, vs LinkedIn explanation:

@EricNjiiru @Salibasexual02

I’d rather be 9 points behind Arsenal than 5 points above City. We are coming

@sidurkin No sir. 🇺🇸 Taken as a compliment though!

@austingooners Assume the admin is a fellow Brit amongst the yanks. “Strongly encouraged to fuck off” is pure Shakespeare.

1st cup final of the year tomorrow! We’ll have a Soccer Post pop-up store upstairs and a UT film crew getting footage. City fans are strongly encouraged to fuck off to your own pub (Haymaker) despite how ours “is more fun.” We’re usually nice but intensity rising as season wraps.

Or you can shop the Post pop-up at Arsenal watch party in Austin. See you at The Tavern.

@SpursOfficial Are white flags ok? 🏳️

Wear white 🤍 Everything you need to know ahead of a big game on Sunday 👉 thfc.pro/4rILAE8

Manchester United: 😢 We wanted a penalty! Everyone else: You got one. Manchester United: OK. But ANOTHER ONE. 😭

Most wins in all competitions in history: 🥇 Man City: 50 wins / 61 games Manager: Pep Guardiola (2018–19) 🥈 Real Madrid: 46 wins / 58 games Manager: José Mourinho (2011–12) 🥉 Barcelona: 45wins / 60 games Manager: Luis Enrique (2014–15) Arteta - 38 wins in 49* ⏳

A hugely professional win. They should all worry about us.

For those saying Sunday, you would really rather go out of the champions league and win the carabao cup? Everyone is an entitled to their opinion, but help us understand.

🗳️ FLASH POLL 🗳️ We think it’s obvious, but… If you can only win one:

Arsenal have been one of the most dominant teams and top 2 for touches in the opposition box over the last three seasons… yet somehow they’ve had the fewest penalties in that time. Apparently that’s just a "coincidence"

“How many times have you watched Max Dowman’s goal?”

@YazzLFC Love when people run their mouths, then their team shits the bed (again) against one of the worst teams in football. Eat a bag of dicks, buddy.

Biggest FRAUD In Football ... No Debate.

Spurs loss would have funny, but it’s also satisfying how shit Liverpool is. No heart and a step slow on everything.

Salah is a net negative for Liverpool at this point. Looks miles past it. Fans in upper rows should be careful of getting hit with his sky high shots.

@TottenhamMasky Tweets about Arsenal to say they don’t care about Arsenal. Got it.

If Arsenal win the league and Spurs go down, we’ll be too depressed about Spurs to care about Arsenal If Arsenal win the league and Spurs stay up, we’ll be too relieved about Spurs to care about Arsenal

@Lea_EFC It’s going to be OK.

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