wagon wheel watusi

coworkers starting a separate chat to complain but i’m not in the mood today

@rebirthcanal i forgot that you were hot, i associate you with your pfp

liza minnelli voice Being Alive!

skinny boys for some reason:

@StevenAvocado the chick guy?

Not going to name names but I’m predicting that the dude who posts content with his farm animals and always has his massive dick in the frame is going to fall from grace once ppl clock how bizarre that whole thing is 🔮

a little masa covered hole never hurt nobody

why does the whole block smell like cum

heatwave and then rain during pride feels homophobic

coworker having a meltdown over having to make a phone call to reserve the space for their event like

@empanadadaddy23 go piss girl

Water was so cold. But a girl’s gotta piss

it really is that serious

mortician fucking CUNT

@perfumegenius Donatella VERSACE💜

Perfume Genius

@userislevi what about the best dom?

i love this emoji 🥳 like it’s so cute but then gay people had to go and use it to mean pnp

he said “damn bitch you live like this?”

after meeting with my new therapist for the first time they increased our biweekly meetings to weekly

haven’t had sex in 3 years mind you this is my bed (it’s a twin)

asked a guy on grindr where he got his hair cut and he left me on read. so much for community 🤨

someone cook the chicken in my fridge for me

@barbedliar That’s the thing I think they’re dyeing them oranger now

I think they’re dyeing the oranges