levi

being popular on twitter is like having a really cool looking brain tumor

@plasticmattyy It's a drag performance

i never understood this performance, did she even have a mic?

@slothy_420 Tony

gun to your head name a fish

likeeee!!! Get into please

this album it feels like it's 1am in 2003 and i'm riding a motorbike thru the city with the lights streaking by on my way to the club, it's foggy, i smell like sweat and Le male cologne and the afters don't start for 5 more hours

@HillelNeuer Well they were also silent while Isreal was bombing playgrounds so it kinda makes sense tbh.

Iran is bombing children's playgrounds. I'm here at the UN now and they are silent.

as someone who grew up in a town named Birches West YOU ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT DO THIS birch trees undergo metabolic shifts during abiotic stress which in turn create high concentrations of betulinic acid & phenolic glycosides. You just drank their bile!!!! (I made all of this up)

The Iranian regime is firing at Al-Aqsa mosque in Jerusalem. During Eid al-Fitr.

@dc3725 @midwest_it_girl This house is literally 3 houses away from Maryland. Like what the hell, sure I guess it's DC if we squint really hard lmao

@midwest_it_girl Homes are ~$300k, less than 20mins from the US capitol building. Mom is right.

pov: your boomer parents bought their house in 1980

shrimp scampi lowkey fell off

@IvankaTrump FOREVER??? 🤩🤩🤩

Last night in DC 🇺🇸

@bankertobuilder You didn't suffocate the wood and brick enough. Maybe a few more layers of Hospice Room Plaster white should do it.

A modern twist on an old classic We turned this 1960s conversation pit living room into a modern beauty What do you think?

oklou choke enough mood board

@azimmerman512 Influencers and interviewers are two different jobs though... Jake asked her about a movie she wasn't in to try and create some sort of fake shared experience with Julia and you can see how uncomfortable they get when she doesn't play along.

@Tommy_Byrn @daveweigel As opposed to? Hard hitting journalists? Lol. It’s a red carpet for a tv show to give trophies to celebrities. Make the real journalists go do the real work.

this is why you have to stop putting influencers on red carpets

@dqveed addison's hairdresser knows the secret formula.

No current hairdresser knows how to do this blonde for you.

@iam_smx and then disowns a child lmao he's so full of shit that it's coming out of his mouth.

“My children didn’t choose to be born, I chose to have children. They owe me nothing, I owe them everything” -Elon Musk

so how much money does everyone have

@thefaiya @AmeliaButSwag they actually take this route up to 15 times in their lifespan. they go to alaska during the summer because the tundra becomes a protein goldmine where they lay eggs and raise their babies then fly to australia during the alaskan winters.

looked up how this is possible & this bird will shrink its internal organs turning them into fat reserves so they don't have to stop & eat. they can cruise at 20,000 feet to catch tailwinds for easier traveling + the cold temp keeps their bodies from overheating from flapping wtf

@Bjork4president Feelin peckish so I turn a little bit of my liver into a snack

@userislevi I can do that too kinda

@JackThompsonFOX I thought you could always tell tho?

Former SJSU volleyball star Brooke Slusser says she shared beds with a transgender teammate without knowing that athlete was a biological male. She says she moved into an apartment with that teammate because her coach encouraged her to. Now, SJSU is suing the Trump administration to challenge an investigation that determined the school violated Title IX, and to reaffirm its commitment to the LGBTQ community, all while Slusser is still working on trying to process everything that happened while she lived in that apartment.