
michael hunt
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@OctaneOrTurbo @g_swedberg @sonohedman Florida natives don’t talk in redneck ebonics, that’s Panhandle transplants. You can tweet whatever you want, but you will never be a real Floridian.
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@basedking01 @g_swedberg @sonohedman Did you even bother to look at my profile before launching an idiotic screed? I’m a native. If you’re not the you get the fuck out of MY state.
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@OctaneOrTurbo @g_swedberg @sonohedman No, the transplants in self-proclaimed Lower Alabama are not real Florida. You root against Florida teams instead going for the Alabama Crimson Tide or Georgia Bulldogs or Atlanta Braves.
So you’re very welcome to get the fuck out of my state and back to your southern shithole
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@basedking01 @g_swedberg @sonohedman Florida is in fact in the South, but if you live below Ocala you have to drive north to get to it.
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@joalmatipszn It’s weird how they act as if having two nice cities is something worth dragging…Ft Lauderdale is nicer and cleaner than anywhere in trash ass Orlando
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“Haha your stadium is in ft laudy, inter ft lauderdale 🤡 🤡 ”
*builds stadium in miami*
“Wow your stadium is too close to an airport how sad”
you guys are insufferable 😭😭😭😭
3rd Gay Cowboy in a 2 Gay Cowboy Movie@bonohenn
God this stadium is sad. Mixed color seats to make it harder to tell it’s empty. Shaped and named after camp nou to keep the Messi link alive, already calling it historic. And it’s in the flight path for MIA meaning they’ll probably call it the loudest stadium bc of the planes
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@RGuy1412335116 @jackdpmjd @AnthonyLaPanta Imagine saying “y’all”
You’re a stupid redneck cunt, enjoy everyone immediately clocking you for an worthless dumbass from the second you open your mouth
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@jackdpmjd @AnthonyLaPanta Are u slow? 😭 the wilds arena holds less dum dum nobody in Florida watches hockey if anyone is relocating it's Florida I've never met a Florida fan in my entire life yall are terrible 50-20 in shots and lose in final seconds garbage you'll be lucky if the panthers aren't in 🇨🇦
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@6StringsStrike Fat, inbred, incels
Exact same phenotype as the creeps you’d see on the Chris Hansen show lmao
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@bonohenn @wwallace308 Hard to tell how Llorando City’s fanbase all pull out the cameras and selfie sticks when Inter Miami beat their ass. Including your supporters section and ownership lmao
Imagine calling anyone else fake when you do that shit. Utter joke
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@wwallace308 That’s what the mixed color seats are for. Hard to tell the stadium is half empty when your seats look like the graphics of FIFA14
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Except for your fan base and most of your wins which are manufactured by the league… but sure yeah your grass is real
Inter Miami CF@InterMiamiCF
Nothing artificial in here 🌱
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@bonohenn lol our fans actually know the sport and its history, meanwhile freak shows like you cling to MLS as a safe space to wave rainbow tifos
Your team is shit, your fans are soulless fat balding middle aged cucks with nipple piercings, and the sooner you fuck off the better we’ll be
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@NashvilleTrey A joke is you Trashville cunts crying about plastic fans when all of you dickride Man City, United, etc on your profiles. Braindead hypocrites
All because shithole poverty Tennessee has no real sports success - basically India tier.
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Miami 2nd rank is an absolute joke. The second Pessi leaves so will 95% of their fanbase.
Futbol Mundial@futbolmundialsp
Las aficiones más FIELES del futbol Los hinchas más incondicionales👇
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@g_swedberg @sonohedman Florida is not the South
Go be a Crimson Tide fan back in your sweet home Alabama and get the fuck out of my state

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@sonohedman Carpetbaggers. Long tradition of using that slur in the south.
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@Khaled71697 Every SH is eating good except for the stinky smelly zoroach. You love to see it.
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#ONEPIECE1178
When Zoro failed to defeat the fodder giants it was the mighty Chopper who stood up to get the job done
#FEARCHOPPER

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Everyone knows Stroheim was a Nazi but real fans ask the real question—was Caesar a Fascist?
rion 🇻🇪@peronyawns
nobody cares about his ass, next!
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@NoahRiffe lol nice try changing the subject
IMFC and Messi trigger you because normal people actually showing up to the matches is robbing you of your hipster safe space where you could be a cringeworthy cuck waving trans pride tifos instead of ever actually caring about the sport itself

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@Archieballs Hopefully all happening to bum ass Trashville players
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@VoxProMLS Poverty confederate from rednecksville carolina is calling anyone else broke?
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@HeHateV lol your hero was viral on 4chan for fucking Thai ladyboys before he turned 21
Very appropriate for the shit piss stained Klan robes club in Trashville
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Shoutout to my beloved Nashville Soccer Club
Duane Rollins@24thminute
Remember when MLS was moving away from the whole retirement league thing and there was a big focus on developing exciting, young talent that could be sold on? That was fun.
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@GriffinW42267 @FlaPanthers Anyone who says “y’all” = subhuman single digit IQ scum
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@FlaPanthers if this is your mascot, yall should be doing a lot more for these animals. just saying
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Working towards Panther conservation together with @ZooMiami! 🐆🤝
Panthers vs 𝘗𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴: a thread 🧵⤵️

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@FlaPanthers Y'all have a worth of almost $2 billion. I feel like it should be a priority to ensure the wild animal you're named after stops facing critical endangerment.
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@FloRidafmy7 @HeatCulture13 lol you’ve got Florida in your name but you’re dickriding shithole Ohio teams. Get the fuck out of my state and back to your fent fiend Ohio trailerpark
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