Beeftoshi

Hilarious

When you're dropping the new bitcoin FUD but forget to update your LinkedIn...

I would hazard a guess Strategy will continue sell STRC throughout the month of April until all the demand at 11 and a half percent has been satiated. In May they may raise the dividend by 50 basis points to a nice round one per month and milk that for all it's worth. If April showers bring May flowers, what do mayflowers bring? Pilgrims

@XFreeze Only issue is Tesla insurance was considerably higher than GEICO for me

Tesla's Full Self-Driving (FSD) is currently ~9x safer than the average human driver Because of this massive safety advantage, auto insurance providers like Lemonade are now offering Tesla owners up to a 50% discount on their per-mile premiums when FSD is engaged Choosing Tesla FSD driving is not just safer, but it also directly saves you money

Nonsense. You’d have to eat ~2.5 lbs. of red meat per day to attain a 5 gram dose of creatine. For brain effects, likely double that.

Everything changed after they murdered him

@JoelHodlman youtu.be/Pt4pT6PpCoQ?si…

I need a podcast to listen to! What’s a great podcast you’ve listened to over the last couple of weeks? - it doesn’t have to be bitcoin related.

Me and the IT guy after I pass the phishing test

@Nalin_Haley The root of the problem is creating money out of thin air (buy Bitcoin)

@Jaredhowe It’s a much deeper systemic problem. We spend money without actually following where that money goes. The intention is good but the execution is lazy.

"Imagine if instead of spending billions on wars, America spent that money on its people. We’d have a much different country."

@BrentBeshore This is excellent. Important note - having coffee in the rub is an elite addition as it naturally tenderizes the meat.

I spent most of COVID trying to perfect a steak recipe. 200 attempts later, this is where I landed. In honor of kicking off grilling season, I gift it to you. Hope you enjoy.

@EricBalchunas @BTCYN Because it’s utter nonsense

Google: quantum could break bitcoin sooner than expected Bitcoin: +2.6%

Plastic blenders are a source of microplastics that most people overlook. Those with plastic jars or pitchers release microplastics, and even nanoplastics, into blended food or drinks due to friction and mechanical abrasion during blending. A single 30-second blending cycle can release up to 1 billion (yes, with a "b") micro- and nanoplastic particles. BPA-free products are safer but can still release particles due to heavy use, heat, or abrasion. My advice is to switch to a completely stainless-steel blender. It's the only way to avoid contamination. Thanks to @StevenBartlett for allowing me to audit his kitchen! Check out the full episode.

The Google quantum paper is co-authored by someone employed by the Ethereum Foundation. I'm dead. 😂

Hey @Square, now that we can pay with bitcoin at every terminal at the buyers discretion, can we just have a map of all the square terminals so that we know who in theory could accept bitcoin? I love the @cashapp shows merchants that have the bitcoin option turned on, but now they don’t have to have it turned on… Which is so freaking cool by the way guys… Doing amazing work!

@TheOnlyTAlan @UpstateCommuni1 @Mappy6984

@UpstateCommuni1 @Mappy6984 If you saw the intelligence I was privy to in my duties you’d know we are safer. I have seen this soldiers record , he could be reinstated and court martialed for some of the things he has said. And he needs to stop running his mouth because some of those ops are classified.

I feel the same

@TheProjectUnity We’ve made it this far

Think humanity will be alright in the long run?

Gut health cheat sheet

Prime is one of the WORST hydration products out there The worst part is it’s marketed towards kids (despite having a warning label for kids 15 and under) DO NOT let your kids drink this! @oasishealthapp