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beescores

@beescores_

Professional Something Else, full-time tired person.

Los Angeles Beigetreten Ocak 2009

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The Kronstadt Gardener 🇵🇸@ThomasAwful·1d

Crunishment

Fyodor Dostoevsky Collection 🪓@Dostoevskyquot

Crime and Punishment in one word. Go.

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beescores@beescores_·7h

First time anyone has ever expressed a preference for JD Vance including his own mother

The Spectator Index@spectatorindex

BREAKING: Iran has expressed preference for negotiating with US Vice President JD Vance, according to CNN report.

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sierra@sierralayko·1d

he's unfortunately up there with alec baldwin in the category of 'Shitty guys with impeccable comedic timing'

Pop Base@PopBase

Justin Timberlake reacts to officers listing his race as “white” in DWI arrest footage.

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rune sword@runesword1·18h

depraved fucked up perverted fantasy where i get the day off

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Adam Karpiak@Adam_Karpiak·14h

“How’s the search going?”

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roger (gemini)@rjpelleg·1d

glun to your heab, name a thing

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⊹@htvzn·1d

red sox hat w yankees jacket is insane

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𝑴𝒂𝒗☆@thugwontmiss·23h

ragebaiting each other is flirting btw

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Catherine Tinker@catherinetinker·1d

When Yama pitches seven scoreless innings but the offense can’t manufacture a single run

Van@MarioStar08

This is still one of the funniest images to come from a nintendo game ever lmao

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beescores@beescores_·8h

42 feels weird and arbitrary until you remember that Pete Hegseth is 45

Leading Report@LeadingReport

BREAKING: U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42.

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hersch@tittyrespecter·15h

i love linkedin quick apply. it's like dropping your resume straight into the trash but with less work

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beescores@beescores_·8h

@jakegbennett Much like Dodgers tickets RIP same-day $11 tix

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Jake Bennett@jakegbennett·1d

Don’t think we don’t notice it going up every year, Panda. Another season or two and it’s not so much a deal anymore.

Dodgers Nation@DodgersNation

BREAKING: Panda Express has officially re-signed with the Dodgers and are back for thirds this season. They will be offering $7 Panda plates* at participating locations only on the Panda app! 🚨

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pat 2: cruise control@ranmasaotome96·12h

Friendly reminder you need to start Hawkeyemaxxing. - wear a bathrobe at inopportune moments - bully your boss and co-workers with witty zingers - constantly daydrink martinis to get through The Horrors™ - have another man with you at all times to riff off of

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beescores@beescores_·10h

@meatsical Everything is great. It's very cool that the government knows how much I owe them and just keeps it a shitty little secret. Absolutely no notes. This is a perfect system.

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Where the Meats Have No Name☘️@meatsical·10h

@beescores_ I had 7 W-2’s and 11 1099’s fml

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Where the Meats Have No Name☘️@meatsical·15h

Doing my taxes to get my refund to pay my car tag and electricity bill (sing this like into the woods lyrics)

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beescores@beescores_·10h

I love working/I have to work a lot to survive, but if I work too many days in a row I become evil and start texting my much more stable friends increasingly unhinged proposals for them to come do degen shit with me.

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