Isaac Bennett

@SamanthaTaghoy i don’t think people know what genocide means

“MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+” The Canadian government just dropped this absolute monstrosity (and no, it isn’t satire).

wow 🤩

@IMAO_ malicious intent

Everyone assumes this picture of Buttigieg is him eating a chicken wing, and that's because he's biting in a way to engage his "rip-the-flesh-from-the-bone" front teeth, so we fill in "chicken wing" to make it make sense. But what he is actually eating is a small piece of a cinnamon roll, and our brains just can't comprehend biting into a small piece of dough that way. It's like an alien took over a human body and is unfamiliar with the subtleties of how it works.

“Chiefs sign world famous singer and publicist Taylor Swift to a $54.7mil three-year deal”

@elonmusk headed to chicago soon and wanted to stop by a speak easy. super glad for the tommy gun protecsh.

Cybertruck steel is bulletproof to any handgun, shotgun or Tommy Gun

@NFL_DovKleiman @TheAthleticNFL at buffets

𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗦: The Kansas City Chiefs are likely to release standout OT Jawaan Taylor in the coming weeks. Releasing Taylor would save them $20 million in cap. The 28-year-old veteran will be in high demand. (via @TheAthleticNFL)

@HealthcareREguy one. or all.

Once a man turns 30, he becomes interested in one of the following: - Golf - World War 2 - American or Roman History - Smoking Meats - Craft Beers - Low expense ratio ETFs - Cryptocurrencies - Saunas and Cold Plunges - Fitness trackers - Cast iron skillets - Whiskey - Joe Rogan - Collectibles - Land - Budgeting Apps - Espresso Machines - Japanese Chefs Knives

Perfect tweet.

@NoCatsNoLife_m AI must be stopped

Cat shelters for stray cats, stray cats in winter are really hard...🥹😭

@TomBradyEgo disrespectful

The All-Time QB Tier List

@Cool_Ustaz one is voluntary, one is involuntary

Make it make sense.?

@Beno10_MFC debt

What am l?? 🤔💁‍♂️

@RobustFeed I feel angry watching this

A friend in Italy taught me this pasta trick and now it’s the only way I make it 🍝

@sola_chad Yes

Was it God’s plan for Joseph to be betrayed by his brothers, left for dead, sold into slavery, falsely accused and wrongly imprisoned for many years?

@Catholicizm1 Read your first sentence slowly and out loud. Kinda add a higher pitched whiny tone and do it again. You see what we mean?

Protestants shouldn’t be allowed to celebrate Christmas. It’s literally Christs Mass. It’s a Catholic Holiday that we give a dispensation to the Orthodox alone to celebrate.

@Vitus_oss 4. 🚨 uh oh

@catholicpat No. it didn’t.

Mary’s obedience undid Eve’s disobedience

@RichJohnsonNFL out of it crawled this man

#Chiefs RB Kareem Hunt reportedly kicked a hole in the wall in the locker room after their loss to the #Texans

@BraddrofliT y not

You cannot be pro-life and pro death penalty.

@latinedisce ya Jesus speaks Latin, Allah speaks Arabic, and Messi speaks goat so u need to know who you’re taking to

Pray in Latin. Give it a shot, even if you are not a Christian. Just try it. See what happens.