josh

This is me, this is who you are asking to lock in

Goob night, hold the line

Who up being a madman who remembers or a madman who forgets?

@FemdomFriend Much too consider

@bitheresy Maybe your guilty mind thinks the idea of Tomorrow and I comparing notes is ominous, who could say? Not I

At any rate, what was the best part of your day, chat?

@FemdomFriend how is that strangely more ominous?

@bitheresy We talk, I’ll know if you don’t

@FemdomFriend I will tell tomorrow you said so

@bitheresy Hope tomorrow is just as nice if not better!

Min-maxxing builds is fuckin’ lame. Drip or drown forever

@glitterTea3 Since you asked nicely, yes.

can i please bite you

@hotchicknumber4 hell yeah, we love to hear it

@bitheresy It was real nice out and I took the dog for a walk 💕

@FemdomFriend That tweet escaping was fun. Been awhile. Work was also very easy, so overall everything is coming up josh. ty for asking

@bitheresy How about your day, tho?

@FemdomFriend Hell yeah, love our crow friends

@bitheresy I think crows are building a nest in a nearby tree!

#warhammer40k "In the Imperium of Man, every room has to have a portrait of the Emperor of Mankind. An Arbitrator comes out of nowhere in the middle of the night and touches the portraits. If they see any dust… they hand you over to the AdMech."

@Scoobydouchebag Oh they indeed do. Well can scratch that off the Ol’ scavenger hunt list

@bitheresy I don't know about best but I got to see a lady yak on an airplane, which I only thought happened in movies

Damn that really escaped containment. Guess I should have included that other cursed gag

@citrusgirlpaige Honestly it’s pretty available (I needed to round out this shitpost and had to google for uh non standard gags)

@bitheresy I gotta find the ducky gag holy shit

If you’ve really misbehaved, you gotta draw a gag from the box of kink shame

the elephant in the room? that’s my emotional support elephant. he goes everywhere with me

they're gonna have to do this with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon one day