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All the people finding the couch fucking audio means I should probably dust this meme off
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(J)ulie 🔪🌈
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(J)ulie 🔪🌈
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J/Julie, 30s, content (derogatory) for pervs 18+ & HR Vixen for the 🏆 🏆Tweetie Awards 🏆🏆 feat. honeypot dot ™️, any pronouns, won’t fix you & a bit awful
Katılım Ekim 2023
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It’s cookie time, you know the drill think of something you are proud of from today and hit ▶️
(Cn 1 mommy at the end)
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Every 6 months there’s a Reddit thread that’s like “People Who Have Had Sex With a Celebrity, What Was It Like” and the answers are like “it was sex”
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@staticbluebat Jane Altoids made me sign an NDA because she is such a famous celebrity sex icon
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@bitheresy Maybe your guilty mind thinks the idea of Tomorrow and I comparing notes is ominous, who could say? Not I
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@FemdomFriend That tweet escaping was fun. Been awhile. Work was also very easy, so overall everything is coming up josh. ty for asking
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That time I kinda stumbled into being a feeder for a bit but it was only things I was allergic to so I could vicariously enjoy them and make it so they couldn’t touch me extra?
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@francis__wolf Next time I will just beat myself about the head and face instead
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I stopped for a second and thought, how bad could it be? I had all the ingredients for another but my hubris was too great and now I can never live it down or eat a mug cake again.
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I used to think that, then once a few years I got so high accidentally by spilling too much into a mug cake that I had to wake my spouse up because I thought it was the end
Snukkems@Snukkems_Art
People will be like "I wish I can get as high as I did as a teenager" then hate it when theyre rolling on the floor scared and nonverbal
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wife: wanna see my new bra 😉
me: oooh yeah that'll be sooo hot
me, internally: *don't think of the horses, don't think of the horses*
Lunar & Sunny 🐴@lunarandsunny
Did you know? Whenever a horse has an emergency with its eye, and needs to be kept in the dark to protect it — the easiest and most common solution is to have them wear a bra.
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(J)ulie 🔪🌈 retweetledi
@contragot It’s decent so far! Hope yours is being kind to you!
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