Jason Meinzer

101st tweet: I really should drink more.

Pouring scorn on people for having unsophisticated opinions is blind self-righteousness. Doing so with capitalized profanity is childish.

Game Over bit.ly/Wa4TpX

Saddened by reaction to @antirez blog: tries to promote gender-equality, gets attacked for being "ignorant" "entitled" "white" "male".

@tekniklr Did you read antirez's blog post or just assume that he's being a dick?

I keep expecting Romney to tell me that if I call now I'll receive a free gift.

@bbogens FYI the DreamObjects press release links to inktank.com, which is an Apache "it works!" page. Not a good look!

I captured the flag in the @Stripe CTF challenge! stripe-ctf.com #stripectf

I wish the TSA would ban the playing of pop music on airplane PAs.

The only editor worse than Microsoft Word is Google Docs.

something asinine

Everyone should take possession of a Pelican case full of hard drives at least once. #feelsgoodman

@palomint I pretend the Ls are arms on a little drowning man.

@tekniklr and I was so looking forward to implementing bogofind: result = Model.find(id) until result.id = id

Web companies, use ONE of the following sentences in your job ads: "We take security very, very seriously. All our code runs in the cloud."

Operant conditioning in dev/ops: When your phone rings after you break production.

"If you tell people where to go, but not how to get there, you'll be amazed at the results." -- George S. Patton on agile methodologies

I want to like Sencha frameworks but they change so often that all the examples are in a state of perpetual obsolescence. Rails 1.x anyone?

Had the privilege of lunch with @foliosus and the others at the PDX New Relic office. It's an impressive product!

OH: "evidently the bidet has a remote"