BonesHylandBurner

Wake up and go straight to twitter porn not because I wanna jerk off but because I need a boner to wake up and fuck life in the ass

Stretching my hip in the dark listening to broken window serenade because i’m an old broken fat chud with 70 year old tendons

@juicydownsouth i’ve been having a pretty good time (don’t be fooled by the join time my acc was banned) but i def don’t like the bitches showing their body for followers. #shrink that shit to hell

Would it be a stretch to say the beev has felt low vibrational/borderline demonic lately

Caught my boy on snap map with a highschooler but can’t say shit because he hasn’t gotten buns in years #drystreak

@costaballhazers Doug has just always struck me as a lil chud retard name. Would name my kid that though.

List of boy names I would name my son: Douglas Callahan Thatcher Beau Chad (or Brad) Thomas Leo Christopher

@hemery411 Popped out the womb listening to Lucki but just recently got put on to Titlefight. Great choices, Stretch.

@bizzybones0 Wow some DEEP pulls from Lucki there Personally my lists are: Western Haikus, Dreamcatchers, Crescent Shaped Depression Noticed ya, 2019, 6th Sense

do any fellow burners fw Title Fight or Lucki

@hemery411 Top 3 Lucki 1. On one hand 2. freewave freestyle 4 3. 100 days 100 nights Titlefight 1. no one stays at the top forever 2. 27 3. numb but i still feel it Intrigued to hear yours

@bizzybones0 Turn that Would into a Will brother nothing stopping us

@AriGoldsBurner underhand barbell rows make me feel like the man

I can’t fucking stand hitting back in the gym it’s so boring

@hemery411 you can buy visa gift cards on amazon so i don’t see why not

@bizzybones0 wait can I do that ??

got a $25 amazon giftcard from work what is the best thing to spend it on

Yall think Jeff Teague on the BV?

@buffsandregrets yes

is a costco card worth it gang

No you don’t understand i’m allowed to get with other girls and you aren’t allowed to get with other guys! #thehammer

@ChieffMasterz Adds to the nickel flavor!

Is post practice pussy worth eating for the love of the game? Or do i avoid that slight stench of sweat.

@zzachchad I hate bud light. But God is this a good list. Cheers, Zachary.

Lmk what i missed. In no particular order

Play the slice

@bigbj153 i power washed my neighbors trashcan today am i blue collar

Any blue collar wiggers on here?

@Gabriel62269096 Oh no I believe you I just think I may know you

@bizzybones0 Elevated tee box, 55 degree, ripped off the hill and trickled in. You gotta believe me, Bones.

Had my first #ace yesterday