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@adamjury @AdobeFonts "Be queer do lazy crimes, just get sexy whenever fucking possible" contains every letter.

@loganbonner @ghirapurigears I know there are better qualified folks to help (like, uhh...Logan...) But if you wanna get into Pathfinder I'm here for you, buddy

@ghirapurigears Pathfinder is here for ya, buddy. 😂

My entire life revolved around dragonlance for decades. When it ended, I found magic. If magic ends, I'd find another hobby to throw myself into. So it goes with hyperfixation.

@SaddestRobots @Jezzerat I could watch Bob Barker beat the shit out of Adam Sandler for *hours*

@MTGCal @sickofit I smile every time I resolve it.

@sickofit I agree, the perfect white EDH card for Timmies!

Many Magic: the Gathering players ask the question “Why does Wizards of the Coast keep reprinting Talrand & Zetalpa?” The answer, is simple. They’re INCREDIBLY well designed cards. They Do The Thing for their color & give a plan that rewards what your deck already wants to do!

@elfsternberg And without going out of tolerances that are ~.04mm

@uwtartarus Oh, it's *all* covers. Got it.

Listening to the Protomen's The Cover Up, and I get to a song with a particular sax, and my brain goes "why does this remind me of @blackcoat ?" Because it's the song from The Lost Boys.

@uwtartarus I'll take being mentally attached to I Still Believe.

This card in alchemy means that Brawl on Arena isn't worth playing.

Looking forward to this and a bunch of other games @GoPlayNW!

@redaimyo I've never been at an indoor shooting range that didn't *require* hearing protection.

@Richard_Kadrey Look at their knives!

Happy lazy #Caturday

@philaros I got an air quality notice at 0330 there was so much smoke in the air

I was still hearing loud rounds of fireworks going off at 3 AM, an hour after I’d gone to bed. It’s a wonder the whole city hasn’t burned down.

@El_Funko Oh, exactly. Hence my "before".

@TappyToeClaws I keep forgetting to take a vacation up to Vancouver for the 4th

Well, that's the last nail in this particular coffin. Anyone got a bluesky invite?

@El_Funko You know, if *before* they'd asked me to pay $8 a month for access to Tweetdeck, I'd have shelled it out in a heartbeat.

@goberthicks The midnight hunt ub zombos deck.

Commander playing folks - What was your favorite precon?

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend. URGING you to consider firework alternatives: - screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky - dropping a stack of large books on the floor - wrapping a toga around a candle - play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos