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@blockotheshy

A pleasure to have in class

Bay Area Beigetreten Aralık 2016
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MCSR Ranked
MCSR Ranked@MCSR_Ranked·
We are excited to announce the first official MCSR Ranked LAN Event! Join us at LVLUP EXPO to see 8 of the best runners in the world battle it out on April 24th-26th
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Frankiep423@frankiep423·
Only the chronically online like myself understand how deep this is
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Poppy@Poppy67_·
@pissvortex bro rly did what he wanted to do I guess 😭
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Caleb Wallace Holm
Caleb Wallace Holm@calebwholm·
Just passed a couple making out on my street and said “fuck my chud incel life” but it came out louder than I thought and the guy said “chin up, man”
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Tristone (KO-FI COMMS OPEN!)
Looking through my hard drive and I found a mario 64 romhack I made when I was 15 years old
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LOBSTER@blockotheshy·
@hopes_revenge perfect timing for my new startup, "we only hire twinks", which will NOT face lawsuits for discriminatory hiring practices
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hope hopes hoping@hopes_revenge·
next they are culling the twinks 😔
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hope hopes hoping@hopes_revenge·
OpenAI is running out of money they got rid of the indonesian and canadian roon today theres only the white roon, chinese roon , and indian roon left
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New York Post@nypost·
Squirrels are 'vaping' e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food trib.al/IvZIB0D
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tomie
tomie@tomieinlove·
In English, there is an untranslatable word—situationship—which expresses an intimacy without labels or the fetters of commitment. Meanwhile, Urdu is so spiritually bankrupt that it doesn’t even have a word for “lowkirkenuinely”
m@chmpgnsoshalist

urdu has a word for the pain of separation that contains, within it, the assumption that reunion is cosmically possible. while english is so spiritually bankrupt it can name the ache but not imagine its end.

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LOBSTER@blockotheshy·
@ShiiMapping @djneyoru it would be much clearly 100% the fault of 02jam if OSU's method of licensing this music wasn't through the featured artist program, but when you are explicitly and intentionally making the artist name the focus of the announcement, contact them becomes bare minimum due diligence
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@ShiiMapping @djneyoru I mean the obvious thing they could have done was just not gone ahead with it if they couldn't get contact lol? It's not like OSU was being forced to get brandy as a featured artist
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teddy thinker
teddy thinker@ratlobbers·
Used to be touching all over peoples shoulders in public trying to walk like the Badass guy from Assassins Creed 1. No one thought it was cool it just made everyone mad
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Ash
Ash@SantanaelChan·
Demon Slayer ended. My Hero Academia ended. Jujutsu Kaisen ended. Chainsaw Man ended. Only the KING remains....
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forward deployed ccp gf
forward deployed ccp gf@FangYi11101·
Interviewing a bunch of new grads this week and every resume has a 4.0 GPA. Complete noise at this point.
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Saint “Super Freak” Gil
i remember scrolling instagram reels and i looked in the comments of a popn gameplay video and the top comment was "omg wait these are video game characters i thought they were just someones popular ocs" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Hellen.@DIGI_RAWK

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