unc trunp
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unc trunp
@bloopac
living the dream. dad of at least 3. Professionally ranked. AYSO Head Coach
Beigetreten Temmuz 2021
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so aliens have space flight
they use biological material for fuel
it burns off and exits the craft, tiny molecules survive the burn
molecules travel through space at the speed of light and land on interstellar objects
billions of years pass
those molecules evolve into humans
fin
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As much as I bashed Biden, this one physically hurts.
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I can't get over the fact that Dune is about an oppressed people fighting for their homeland, waging a jihad to bring down a hegemonic empire by threatening to cut off the flow of their most precious commodity after the empire had assassinated their religious leader's father.
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Elon, Andreesen, Sacks, Ackman, Chamath, Vivek, on and on, I remember when for all these guys it was critical to elect Trump because our national debt was a crisis and existential threat to the future of America only he would tackle. Don’t hear so much about that anymore.
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i think people are critical of the war with iran because they havent been made aware of the benefits the US will reap, to help put panicans minds at ease i’ve compiled an exhaustive list:
1) nothing
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@ChefBonsaidemic maddi got like $40 worth of steak a week for like 4 months last year. and i’m not talkin about the prime cuts.
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think this is probably the last spring for my basset, she's a good girl and I knew this was coming but she's pretty much deaf and definitely struggling now with her joints... I'm just going to double the treats make sure she's comfortable but you can tell she's not having fun
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