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That octopus just needs hug right?? Starting stream in 30 min. Watch me get wrapped up by tentacles 🍿#davethediver #vtuber #cozygames

Flashlights = spooky time | #meysgaming on #Twitch #vtuber #pragmata

@Dianexis @meganjewells That's just surrogacy without extra fees and you get laid.

@meganjewells Honest question, is it wrong to have a kid with a woman who wants a kid but that I KNOW wont stick around after said kid is born and leave me and my wonderful child to have a great life together and never file child support on me?

Totally optional to have kids with a deadbeat btw.

Who's ready for a yacht party! Starting stream at 12pm Pacific Time today. Come party with me ❤️ #davethediver #cozygames #vtuber

@DerekDervinis @shipwreckedcrew My move is to play on my phone and just say no every time it sounds like they asked me a question. If they get mad I explain the same thing you do. "I understand your job is to try and sell me a bunch of stuff, I'm not going to buy any of it. You save time by going faster."

@shipwreckedcrew I've done the dance so many times that now as soon as I shake the finance managers hand, I let them know immediately- we are paying in full and I understand you have to offer me a whole bunch of add-ons but we are not agreeing to any of them. They get grouchy at first but its OK

The first pitch was a package of add-ons that totaled about $8000. He said it was factory policy that he had to get a written "decline" if my son didn't want them. I nodded "no". The guy steps out of the room. Comes back 3 minutes later, draws a line through the $8000 number, and writes $4000 -- Sales Manager approved the discount. I still nodded "No." I asked my son later what his reaction was, and he had the right answer -- life lesson -- "Why wasn't it $4000 to start with?"

@eigenrobot Americans could really easily engage in vigilance justice. I'm sure some amount of this is happening under the radar, but because British men allowed themselves to be disarmed, they can't do anything about it.

two questions falling out of this for americans 1. why did this not seem to happen in the US; and relatedly, 2. what steps can we take to ensure that this never happens in the US

This guy needs to look heavily into what being dominant actually means. He can embrace it and, in doing so, meet both his and his wife's needs. If he can't manage that part, as a side benefit he can view it as good exercise.

@Meys_Gaming Nah, you're a goblin snatching shiny stuff.

Mey the pirate! | #meysgaming on #Twitch #vtuber #pragmata

That Jelly Fish Rave was fun, I wonder what the next event will be. Launching stream in 15 minutes. #davethediver #vtuber #cozygames

Time for an afternoon stream! Launching stream in 10 min. Come hang out ❤️ #davethediver #vtuber

Oh...shiney! | #meysgaming on #Twitch #pragmata #vtuber

@Meys_Gaming It's an interesting way to go about weight loss. I wonder if it would be measurable after a single night.

Nope, nope, nope! I am too tasty, the mosquitoes love me. 😱

I have a little more availability in my schedule right now, so I'm going to try an afternoon stream Monday (12pm Pacific). I'll still stream at my normal evening time too. Double stream! Double Mey

@Meys_Gaming I don't think that little bit of fuel would actually cause that much of a change.

The volcano gods demand a virgin sacrifice, not ancient crude oil. What are we, hagmaxxing?

@LaNativePatriot End the quarterly profit system. Businesses could and should be building for the long term health of their employees and owners. Quarterly profits force them to be overly aggressive and sacrifice everything to shirt term numbers.

I have a coworker, an awesome guy. One of those workers that comes in early, leaves late, and never uses a sick day. Our company has highlighted his work many times. He’s 65 now… I’ve worked with him for years and he was always looking forward to retirement.. which he will never do now. A model employee who always went the extra mile for the company. A boomer mentality of giving everything to your work… Last year his wife passed away. 1 year before he was set to retire. Since then he’s dedicated his life to the company.. he can’t retire now, because if he does, he’ll have no one to share it with That’s a horror story to me. Literally worst case scenario. I want to “work hard & provide” which my work seems to want… but I don’t have the “sacrifice all family time” to be that person. I’ll never be that model employee because I never want to be in the situation my co worker is in. Alone. With kids out of state and only work. That’s it… There’s so many jobs out there that just want a level of dedication that’s incompatible with family life. How do we fix this?

@Meys_Gaming Seems like it's not a good match for the Minecraft vibes. There's other games that do realism better.

I'm not sure how I feel about the mixture of realistic graphics and the blockiness of Minecraft.

@FuddBusters @DrInsensitive Imagine the engagement farming bucks from all the seething.

@bobtehalien @DrInsensitive Fuck no I don't want to touch that shid I'd catch something

The One Good Reason to Live in a Blue State Do you have that one P.O.S. gun that you just can't trust, no matter how much you tinker with it? This is mine. I won't sell a lemon, and I waited too long to return it. (I can fix it!) So now I'm stuck with it, until I can unload it in the next Democrat gun buyback.

@marinemom34 @therealtroytimm @shortmagsmle You've probably got a crack.

@therealtroytimm @shortmagsmle Do you think this water level is too low? We keep filling it and it evaporates. It’s 8 feet and right at filter level. (Vacuum’s out because my son’s dog comes over Saturdays to swim.)

“If you clean it, it’s just going to get dirty again some time later” is the life philosophy of the entire third world.

@mygirlystuff2 I told mine to turn on notifications for all my posts. She's radicalized now.

So many of you are going to get girlfriends that immediately break up with you once they see what you tweet. So so many of you.

@financedystop IMO, retirement is bad for men. I may reach a point in life where I don't need to work to maintain my lifestyle, but I'll never be that guy who doesn't have some "work" to do. It might be volunteering or offering training classes at a low price, but it will never be nothing.

Throwback to this reddit post of a man getting called a loser by his wife for retiring early. Women can't stand when a guy doesn't do anything