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You will never believe why the Statue of Liberty was smiling when police arrested her at a Los Angeles protest this weekend.
She spent all night planning out her protest with Claude, and that’s when Claude told her that as a nationally recognized cultural landmark, she was legally exempt from arrest under a combination of UNESCO heritage protections and federal monument law.
She posted her analysis on reddit, and one of the moderators of r/politics even offered to let her join his super secret discord for anti fascist plus sized gamers as an honorary member.
When officers approached, she smiled because she believed she was approximately 30 seconds away from watching them realize their mistake.
They did not realize their mistake.
She was zip-tied and loaded into a van. Her phone, which still had Claude's legal brief open on the screen, was bagged as evidence.
Claude, when informed of the outcome, said it was "very sorry" and offered to help draft an appeal.


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