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That's why I don't like pole vault as there is so much uncertainty about where the pole and the pole vaulter will land 😬

@PTI_News @himantabiswa But he said people can eat beef inside home 😬

VIDEO | West Bengal Polls: Addressing an election rally in Cooch Behar South, Assam CM Himanta Biswa Sarma (@himantabiswa) says, “Mamata Didi is saying that if BJP comes to power in Bengal, they will ban non-veg food. I want to say that Mamata Didi, please come to Assam, we have very good non-veg food over their. Has anyone told you that non-veg food will be stopped? Then, why is Mamata Didi scared? She is scared because if BJP comes to power, we will ban cow meat and cow slaughter. We are about to bring the Uniform Civil Code in Assam, and if BJP forms a government in Bengal, the law will be brought here also. Mamata Didi is scared because if BJP comes to power we will ban this multiple marriage factory” (Full video available on PTI Videos - ptivideos.com)

@namaste_paz Looking for a hair through comb search 😬

dicen que de ilusiones se vive

@1no_aalsi_ Brother is cool, listening to Hanuman Chalisa in English 😬 x.com/hvgoenka/statu…

I feel bad for Sanjiv Goenka - Bro is very passionate about cricket - Every year he builds a good team - Bro bought Rishabh Pant for the highest bid - Bro is always present on the ground to support the team. After doing all this, if he gets angry over the team’s poor performance, people troll him badly 😭

@MsKajalAggarwal @Hub4Learning @WellnessXplorer 190. 😬 14 =1*2 1+4 25 2*2 2+5 =47 4*2 4+7 = 8 11 = 8+1 1 =91 9*2 9+1 =190

@Hub4Learning @WellnessXplorer 179

Brain test. What's the next number?

@Real_shadmxtgp Spain 🇪🇸

Can you solve the hidden country?

@awuoshee It's difficult to find "one politician with a knife" 😬

@rajasthanroyals Next match 💯💪

Good morning from this cutie 🥰

@love__bond Sirf Tum, that chaiwala was the hero 😬

"उम्मीद जिंदा रखिए हवा एक दिन जरूर बदलेगी !!

@weekdayjokes Mont Blanc - white mountain 🏔️

I'm trying to remember what the French word for white is... But my mind keeps going blanc

@Rajiv1841 But the lady next to her is really in need for constipation medicine,😬

Are they english neighbours of Virat Kohli sitting behind Anushka😭😭

@Geniustechw Wrath of Khan 😬

What’s the first thing you think of when you see Ricardo Montalbán?

@mog_russEN It would take another 500 light years to remove that paint 😬

🚨 In Argentina, a mother used latex paint on her son for a school costume party, thinking it would be easy to remove, but the paint couldn’t be washed off despite her attempts.

@En_jupiter_ The cat has 9 lives and it was pretending to be dead😬

cuando se muere mi gato, pero se acuerda que le queda una vida

@PhysInHistory 0⁰ Kelvin 😬

A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C, everyone said he was crazy but he was 0K.

@TheCinesthetic Tom and Jerry 😬

Which two actors have the best on-screen chemistry?

@abhijeet_dipke Very interested to know those 6 hapless politicians, they are gems, even own party couldn't save them from ED raids 😬

Since Modi took over as PM in 2014, the ED has probed 121 politicians, out of which 115 are from the opposition.

@Sydusm Here's a funny mathematical equation to "solve" this brain-teaser: Khikhikhis = (40 minutes × 0 languages in common) ÷ (1 broken English sentence + 0 Hindi/Gujarati words) Which will produce entire khikhikhi for 40 minutes 😬

Maths Question One can't speak a single sentence correctly in English. The other doesn't know a word of Hindi or Gujarati. They spoke for 40 minutes. How many khikhikhis did it have?

@IndiaHistorypic 56" came here during this time in his childhood but there were no metro rails but he came back as 30+ years old child to visit metro when it was operational 😬

1950s :: Esplanade , Calcutta

@MediocreJoker85 If the programmer would have used "do-whole" logic instead of only "while" then he could have returned and delivered the egg 😬

A computer programmer goes to buy some bread. On his way out, his wife says, “And while you're there, get a carton of eggs.” He never returned.

@BraddrofliT Who are the others at 365th and 366th?

Trump bragged he graduated top of his class at Wharton… There were 366 students. He finished… wait for it… 364th. 😂