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@bagofnuts_ Every single day, I seem to understand why our forefathers never gave women a platform to act.

@YIS_ra_el @UtdMaI Only 1 match and he’s “unproductive and arrogant” Your hate is too loud, bro

@UtdMaI Baba is finished, na why he humble. If he wasn't humble at this point he will be warming bench cos u can't have a player that is finished, unproductive and still arrogant in a team.

If there’s one thing I blame Cristiano Ronaldo for, it’s changing his personality. I miss the arrogant, ruthless, selfish Ronaldo… the one who demanded the spotlight and imposed his presence on everyone, whether they liked it or not. This softer version built on affection, love, and trying to please everyone doesn’t work with this generation. Sometimes greatness needs ego, and the villain aura is exactly what makes people follow.

@_Mr_Richard Plus size babyyy Don’t work on yourself, dey play

How she take dey shave😭

@NotM1kaelAngelo @c_mobike You’re a funny man. You should laugh at yourself

@brandguyy @c_mobike Keep looking at stats sheet. He squandered two chances in the box lol. Both coming from Conceicao

This Portugal boys just wan dey stain Eshi white !!

@AbundanceKeni @Tolks6 😂😂😂 the world really dodged a bullet

@Tolks6 I told myself years ago after graduation that if I didn’t get a job after a given period I’ll become a pastor. Una really get luck, cause I for be a very fake one like ones the mom visited. Thank God say God no gree make na me go dey lie on platform where truth is expected.

When I was dating my husband, my mother took his name to all her pastors and they were all saying the same thing to her...."he won't marry your daughter, he just wants to use your daughter and dump her" One day, she went to a prophets house and the prophet told her the same thing that he doesn't want to marry me but just use me, she came back home and was furious. She called me to talk to me, she asked me to break up with Pharm Buchi because he is deceiving me that he's not my husband, I told her I won't do it until she gives me concrete proof and not prophecies, my mother was very pissed that I wasn't giving in to her. When I went inside, I kept thinking to myself, A man that loves me selflessly, a man that carries my chronic asthma on his head and has been treating me, a man that pays for my medical bills no matter how much it costs, a man that cares for me like I'm a baby, a man that is very transparent with me about his life and finances, a very truthful human, I should just break up with him because of prophecies? GOD forbid!! The next day, I called my mum and told her to leave me alone with my choice and stop telling me about her prophecies, if he dumps me, let it be, I won't break his heart to please you and your prophets because I trust him with my life. 5 years of dating, 9 years of marriage, 4 beautiful children, a lovely family and Pharm Buchi has remained the sweet soul he is, I look back today and I thank GOD I have a mind of my own 🙏 My husband remains my greatest blessing in life, waking up next to him is such a gift I'm always grateful for ❤️🙌 Buchi and Buchiress

@NotM1kaelAngelo @c_mobike Portugal had a total of 1 big chance as a team, but Ronaldo missed 2 big chances abi? Lol I believe you, you watched the game

@c_mobike Eshi missed two big chances but I'm guessing you didn't watch the match

@Eduardo95654674 @NENDU__ Did Alba and pique play for Madrid? And btw, those pictures belong to Madrid 2016 UCL

@brandguyy @NENDU__ This is how they won

This is the defence Cristiano Ronaldo scored his World Cup hat-trick against btw 😭

@Eduardo95654674 @NENDU__ That defense won the UCL and Laliga that same year 2018

@NENDU__ Finish alba finished Ramos finished pique and nacho 🤡🤡

@eddy_chuks @the_Lawrenz You don't actually need to win 8 games. You just need to qualify from the group stage and win the rest knockouts

@the_Lawrenz In this World Cup you need to win 8 games to win it. I guess you are praying for Portugal to get to the finals and lose

The truth is Ronaldo doesn’t need to score today or even in the whole tournament . All that is needed is for Portugal to get maximum points win just 7 games.

@playwithtomide I want to just believe this is fueled by banter, cos if this really is your defense mechanism, then I’m afraid you should just stop this football analysis thingy. It’s a very poor take, coming from you

Ronaldo has a red card that should prevent him from starting the World Cup for his first 3 matches, but was moved to another competition… you talking to me about this? Please leave my front

@Baba_Onirungbo @Joshua__Ubeku Rest, lil bro. Don’t die on Messi and Ronaldo’s matter. Agbaya

@brandguyy @Joshua__Ubeku Tell that to your father who couldn't train you to stop saying what you dont know. By the way. Who u dey follow talk? I resemble your papa mate

Everybody won something when they were young except Ogunmepon!

@currentiyke I don’t even know our current anthem. I wish I was lying

Not one Nigerian will shed tears for our anthem😂😂

@LegitDC01 It’s not by how far, buh how well Here we go

This girl came for IT at my Workplace so we just vibed and all I had been hearing her tell my other Colleagues that this month it’s her birthday but she did not tell me Last Sunday I asked her out after 3 days she accepted, still yet she no tell me about her birthday. A day to the birthday I then told her that I knew about her birthday and she said she doesn’t want to tell me, I sha lock up, on the day of her birthday this girl bought drinks for everyone but gave me a special drink…omo my brain first get cramps later when we closed she then told me that “I don’t want you to think that I accepted to date you cause of my birthday” omo my mind sweet say I don see babe

@akinz_babe You’re still talking about Ronaldo vs Messi in big 2026? It must really mean something to you

The easiest way to expose a Ronaldo fan’s football knowledge is to stop talking about Ronaldo. Suddenly, their football logic changes completely. They’ll pick Mbappe over Haaland because of overall play, chance creation, influence on the game, and versatility They’ll praise Olise, Vitinha, and other complete footballers for controlling matches beyond goals and assists. Yet when the Messi vs Ronaldo debate starts, all those standards disappear. They can even celebrate players like Bruno for his assists until Messi’s name appears. It’s not really their fault. When you’re emotionally attached to a player who is generations behind Messi in overall footballing ability, consistency in football logic becomes difficult.

@BiigBrimmy01 @Joshua__Ubeku Okay, enjoy

@brandguyy @Joshua__Ubeku He played and still couldn’t win it. He’s been a flop since

@Baba_Onirungbo @Joshua__Ubeku You needn’t insult someone to make a point, bro. I’m glad people don’t equate IQ with level of beard growth and age.

@brandguyy @Joshua__Ubeku Edioooot. He played and can't even cross the group stage😂😂 He also played Olympic yet can do shit. Retard

@iamPoposkii @instablog9ja Spot on

@brandguyy @instablog9ja Exactly, na the groom to be suppose explain the reason he dropped him to watch over drinks. the explanation would've made things easier.

Did he overreact or was he justified? 🍿

@Adebayoadesanya Only group-stages in a tournament can end in a draw. Every other stage produces a winner

Just had one of my biggest cultural shocks in Canada 🇨🇦😂 I had to explain to my colleagues that a football match ended in a DRAW. Canada 🇨🇦 1–1 Bosnia 🇧🇦 yesterday and they were genuinely confused 😭 They kept asking: “So… nobody wins?? But here’s what really shocked ME: Almost every sport in the world doesn't end in draws except for Boxing/UFC And then it hit me… Are draws in football actually a smart strategy… or just boring nonsense we’ve all accepted?

@eokafor070 @instablog9ja Now, imagine you were supposed to be on the high table buh they stood you up from there before the event started, to supervise the drinks as your designated duty throughout that day.

@instablog9ja He overreacted. At my cousin's wedding, I was seated at the high table, but when they needed help supervising refreshments, I stepped in without hesitation. Everyone appreciated it and still thanks me for it today. Mind you nah me senior them oh 😆 That's maturity.

@iamPoposkii @instablog9ja On point. Another thing, the wedding guy was supposed to tell him the reasons he dropped him to watch over drinks even without him asking why. You can’t do that to me and expect you to ask you “why”,…. you have to tell me “why”

@instablog9ja Most people saying 'he should have asked why' would do even worse if they were in the guy's shoes. It's easy to judge from afar until it happens to you. The painful part is the last-minute notification after months of planning the wedding with the groom.