Bojack

You have every player around the world being grateful and happy to be called up to the World Cup, saying it’s their biggest dream and then you’ve got that one guy who, in an effort to downplay the competition, calls it “just a 7 game tournament” and says it’s not his dream, just because the other guy won it first.

@HotspurCaIIum It has absolutely no soul

What a fall from grace man…

@kirawontmiss How do they have time for stuff like this anyway?

this is actually insane😭

@PolitlcsGlobal @TheAthleticFC The World Cup starts in 4 days ffs

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 NEW: Nine people have been injured at a shooting near England’s World Cup camp in Missouri [@TheAthleticFC]

@fawnsopor @3nuffpup Don't stop on my account😅

@broketothebones @3nuffpup ok jeez sorry bojack. can’t hornypost or be hyperbolic anymore due to woke

if i had a dick it would be hard and leaky constantly tbh how do perv men exist and hide penis at the same time

@Quadripolar_B I want to know what the hell was on that phone that would make him literally eat it

My nigga did WHAT???

@brianonorio 😅😅😅😅😅

Still don’t understand why we don’t do this.

@molzysketch So it's not not even in the bin, how did it get lost completely?? I'm so sorry for your loss

Apparently, two months ago I unknowingly deleted a folder on my desktop that happened to contain 5+ YEARS of vlogs I made documenting my entire college experience that I was saving for when I graduate officially next month😀

@w6rtz He has the makings of a great player just a bad match it happens

barca move ruined it for him omg back in my day he used to be shit in private

@kafkaseyes I think you should be friends with her because it's very rare to find somebody who is on the same wavelength as you

It’s over i can’t fake laugh my way out of a conversation with a coworker no more new girl stopped working and looked at me silently before asking “how do you fake laugh with everyone so effortlessly” girl you ruined my whole week 💔

Incognito mode for the win

A friend of a friend started her period mid-brazilian wax. Instead of the wax lady stopping & allowing her to go to the restroom, she told the girl not to worry & inserted the tampon for her then proceeded to continue waxing….

@Amy_beke There is no such thing as having too much underwear

You never realize how much you need new underwear until you start dating someone.

@megkindamaybe The very first part of this tweet is disturbing I didn't even read the rest

When I was 17 I was having sex with a firefighter and he had been homeschooled and only ever read the bible so when we would have sex in his truck he put leaves on my boobs and called me eve and told me I was going to purgatory

@soonrightaway Who does that 😳?? Why not just use the sock

jacking off is sooooo embarrassing because what do you mean you have to finish in your pillow and hope it dries before bedtime 😂😂😂

@0ctoberfullmoon So did you let him hit??

whenever i’m sad i think about this gem of an instagram dm i got once

@ionfwnuin Not only your friends are broke as f*** but how do you know which one is which

i ain’t playin with NOBODY no more

I always thought when you were embarrassed

@urvampydoll This should not be funny, this is super illegal and I hope this person ruts in hell, don't know how many lives were ruined cuz of s*** like this

like genuinely i wanna cry what the fuck

@jb2forty This made me laugh so hard thank you😅😅

Premature ejac. You suppose save this one for real tournament not waste am for friendly