B R O O K E - she/her 🇺🇦🇦🇫

Dude gets Knocked Out Cold for Being Racist on the Subway...

Why did everyone question the Covid vaccine but not ozempic. Vanity is a horror

The secrets out! Can’t wait to celebrate the Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary special with all of you! March 24 on @DisneyPlus. 🤫

@boohoo now have the nerve to charge you an ADDITIONAL £3.50 “worry free delivery” fee, but if you cancel it, they claim to take no responsibility for product or delivery issues…? Surely this breaches so many consumer laws?🥴 @MartinSLewis

@Etsy I’ve got a weird message from a seller that I think might be a scam? What can I do?

@NatWest_Help DM’d you about my mortgage application.

Britain should repurchase America. After all, it was ours once, and it would enhance our North Atlantic security. If you don’t sell it to us, President Trump, we’re going to impose tariffs on the U.S. and any country who supports you in resisting this very good deal. Fair?

Se fosse num país 'comunista' diriam que é Ditadura.

Am I the only one who thinks Taylor Swift is the most overrated performer on Earth? 😭

Meanwhile on a billboard outside the Copenhagen Airport.

@LBGplc your website is doing weird things and your live chat isn’t working!!

@PortkeyGames Can’t even play the game anymore because the time doesn’t change!!! I can’t complete “the elf, the nab-sack and the loom” or “the man behind the moons”… so frustrating!!!!!

That was just a taste of #HogwartsLegacy — your full adventure in the Wizarding World is still to come.

@AvalancheWB @HogwartsLegacy @PortkeyGames - completely stuck in the game as time no longer changes and have no “skip time” button on the map… can’t complete “the man behind the moons” or “the elf the nab-sack and the loom” so can’t progress at all!!!!

@Matalan Not on a public account I won’t? Dm me please

@brroookee I am sorry to hear that the link is not working, please confirm your email address and order number?

@Matalan still waiting for an order from 27.12.25!!!! Not impressed

@BarclaysUK @BarclaysUKHelp tried on multiple devices but your AiP tool is not working? You fill in the first page, click continue and it takes you back to a blank first page…

@Matalan I cannot message you and that link doesn’t work.

@brroookee Please send us a private message with your order number then we can look into this. twitter.com/messages/compo…

You can’t even track parcels with Evri now. The service is genuinely shocking - no accountability and no way to speak to anyone. I’ll be steering clear of brands that use them from now on. #evri

How I’ll sleep tonight knowing Lando Norris is now a world champion

@schuh I had some shoes ordered that were “delivered” by @FedExEurope . They gave it to a random person claiming to be a neighbour (I never gave consent for this), and what a surprise, they’ve been stolen! FedEx wont take responsibility and told me I have to come to you