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News:Nasa is sending a space ship to find water on the moon News: China discovers traces of water on Mars. Actual News: Nasa is sending weapons and supplies to the moon to claim territory before the Chinese settle in at Mars. The space wars have begun

@8tr8nt8 @ClownWorld Faaahh!

Judge faces criticism after kicking out IT worker mid-job

@Motsokwana012 @s_ledile

@s_ledile How much?

I will never judge a woman who sells kukunate for a living 🫣 it’s tough in SA

@CassiusMJ094 @s_ledile Clocked it

@s_ledile We have a new name in the building

I was supposed to go on a date with this guy. Two hours before, he calls and asks what time I’m picking him up, I said I don’t have a car. He then asks if I’m sending an Uber for him. I said I can’t. He just hanged up and blocked me 😭😭

Our helper told us that she’s going to funeral. Guess what we found in her suitcase! Yho💔

I love this 😂😂❤️ #BBMzansiS6 #Bazozwa

@Quintonlehy @DisprinXtra Times

@DisprinXtra 🤔🤔🤔

Fuckit I'm moving to Angola.

"Anything men can do, women can do better."

@Mothematiks @SamSays_19 Its safe now tsotsi's also have phones now no need to rob

We are at that point where there are more women at groove than men. How did we get here?

@Surpiiey_Kokiie @LehulaMary Hai mo wa bua

@LehulaMary Zulu men must fight, angisho bona kedi ntsizwa 😭😭

Sotho Venda Xhosa Pedi and Tswana men right now watching Zulu men fight for all of us 😭😭😭😭

@Haqani_Rsa @NotThatDip 🤣🤣🤣

@brudablizz @NotThatDip

"do you have a boyfriend" Your girlfriend at speed of lightning when Monied gents ask her:

@BabyPana23 @murphygee5 Ao di Mamzo 👋

@murphygee5 I’m pregnant already 😭😭

Every time a Zulu man calls me “Mama” 🥹🥹🥹

@Old_Geee @SteveVulture Sotho you get shot or they zama you

@SteveVulture Only in South Africa you can steal a Xhosa ,Zulu ,Pedi ,Tswana men GF Coloureds is were you get moered and we draw the line

She said she has a boyfriend, now she is cooking at my place

@SteveVulture So baddies can visit a ninja in a shack

@Symply_rhoda1 @Mrfizzy_10 He achieved ultimate spinning state

The moment I learn to do this then the streets are in trouble 😂😂

KwaG-spot they probably think that I'm dead.😫😭

She needs a well decorated lawyer to defend her cos this is infringement of her privacy.. 😒😒😒