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News:Nasa is sending a space ship to find water on the moon News: China discovers traces of water on Mars. Actual News: Nasa is sending weapons and supplies to the moon to claim territory before the Chinese settle in at Mars. The space wars have begun

@brudablizz @nonkululeahko No Mpesu guy is still around too

Once you see her naked you’ll never heal from what you saw😭😭

@BastardZuma @nonkululeahko Ohh 👊

When this lady called me today, I thought I was fit enough to get the job done, so I didn't drink Mpesu 🙃 & then she beat me up for wasting her time. To avoid that embarrassment, please buy this Mpesu for only R100 im in Durban, Umlazi DM or 073 0333 180.

@Sthugen @KE_MrBlack Like Nick Fury before he disappeared

@KE_MrBlack It’s too late to react by then. Just make than one important emergency call. 😂

When you thought you were about to have a threesome with two fine babes and the room start getting dizzy💀

@KE_MrBlack @mrsydneylive I swallow the door key they've leave when I wake up and take my morning dump

Her father owned the Union building. Read a book next time, mate.

umgqwaliso 🤦🏿‍♂️

Cashier: Your change is R0,80 Me: haetle.

@KgobeMaripa @Evidence_Shongw You're ready ka baby oil

@Evidence_Shongw We want evidence Evidence 🤪

😭😭😭 yah no

I’m taking all the kids away😭

@mangi_cyril @Gorilla1nCrisis @Lionessincrisis One by one

@Gorilla1nCrisis @Lionessincrisis You failed to deal with Nigerians there

@khal_juniier That time they think they are in deep love 🤣

Nobody's making it out of res a virgin 😭 That's just how life goes.

@Manasa_amy @Lunaincrisis For Vendetta

Mention animal that starts with V, bet you can’t

@brudablizz @SnowLionInCris @Lionessincrisis Dyg