first grain's #1 fan 🌾
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first grain's #1 fan 🌾
@buff_Jacky
hii !! welcome to this abomination, it's a satire account and ragebait, I'm doing it for fun🤑🤑 ‼️‼️I AM 𝙉𝙊𝙏 ON TIK TOK, THE OTHER FAN ISN'T ME‼️‼️
Beigetreten Nisan 2024
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feeding the starved nation (#creamegg) 🥹👋👋oh and #gingerdozer is there too
#firstcreamcookie #firsteggcookie #crwc
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@firsteggswife I mourn the fact that they could've been kitchen utensils 💔💔💔
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Im like actually bit-mode off starting to wonder if we are meant to be reading pure vanilla as mentally incompetent or simply not very bright bc I swear to fucking god he talks and acts like he’s slow timekeeper talks to him like he’s slow and he’s getting dumber every update
SANTCO@Mnepizd_2
THIS UPDATE IS FRYING ME
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@buff_Jacky hes just a little bebe he needs his strong alpha shado w milk to protect him😭😭😭🥺🥺
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can they stop babying pure fucking vanilla
"heby beby shwodow mwilk coki gu gu gaga 🥺🥺🥺 me miss you me lov you 🥺🥺🥺 me t(w)hinks yew can save the world and be a better cookiii🥺🥺🥺 yay shwdow m-m-milk!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️"
he's so fucking stupid why didn't he die instead
Velvette (woke)@VelvetteBagel
@benloberry - This shit is still going - They paywalled the fucking stamina jellies - Smilk talks like a 4chan user - Croissant is literally missing all her dialogue
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@Lilly_jevil why did you leak this year's Christmas update 😒😒😒
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@buff_Jacky can we sacrifice him in order to get Lily back
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“They’re MILKING CREAM SODA!!! THEYRE SHOVING HER IN MY FACE AND FORCING ME TO LOOK AT HER GUYS I CANT ESCAPE HER! THEYRE SHOVING CONTENT OF HER DOWN MY THROAT SHES WORSE THAN SHADOW MILK!!!”

CRKLeaks@CRKLeaks_33
Yet another Shadow Milk Cookie Sprite
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Doodles of Silvertongued auctioneer and cheesemaster bc I'm very bored and the NPCs of CRWC won't get out of my head
#CRWC #nosouljams

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@buff_Jacky gingerdozer is millenial tree bc they’re both sleepy 🤔
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@firstchoco_clit sh*dow milk I would never hate on my precious perfect first milk cookie 💞💞
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@buff_Jacky Which milk are we talking about
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he's the equivalent of millennial humour but y'all aren't ready for that conversation


professor baldi@erraticpuIse
I find the shadow milk shit so corny now I’m sorry. It’s just too much. They try so hard to portray him as sad and broken as he inflicts shit far worse than anything he’s suffered for the most bullshit goal ever. “Uhhhh something something I’m the alpha omega GOD” shut up😭😭😭
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