Captain Woodrow F. Call

@parsonsdied RIP a real one

Where were you the day Millie Strings left the building #GoneButNotForgotten

@BubbaJenki92399 Fair

@captaincallmf This is sorta gay the way yall posed for this

@richpizzaroll Yeah man this is a banger

@CasanovuhJ Will be there shortly Pete

Let’s have a day

@CarolinaCloaked Jimnys are dope

What do you call this chat ?

Wii hoops goated

Smoked before the appointment with the adderall doctor. Thinkin if I seem retarded enough, she may up my dosage. Here’s hoping!

@SDaniga Hello void

Now that no on uses twitter anymore it’s so great feeling like an uncle on facebook just sending thoughts out into the void. Hello, void.

@parsonsdied Kingfish fucks

Friggin major score

@macyfinck My fault professor

Just a reminder that if you use the Goal Post parking lot as your personal right turn lane, you are a criminal and a trash human. (Unless you have a passenger who is in labor or losing life-threatening amount of blood, in which case you are a hero.)

This has potential to be the greatest class of all time

+50 points +50 points

@TortoiseCosta We don’t sell pigs

Entire series finished. Gonna miss reading about Gus and Call

@dazeydukezknox Took that and it was fun as fuck

Accidentally signed up for a class where you play sports in a wheelchair

@yungpisserton Happy to see Calvin and Hobbes on here

@jerrysnub69 Miss Millie man

Millie strings posting

@fatherballss Catan/Colonist.io

Huzz has the flu so I genuinely have nothing else to do, I need a new iPad game

@JFergusonAU Waverly Local is all around great

Grubserver: I hadn’t gotten the pork chop at the Waverly Local since they changed head chefs, and I can now give it one of my highest recommendations for entrees in the Auburn area the cornbread crumble and the peach + habanero glaze take it to the next level stupid good food

@CooterMcgraw88 You catch em?

Today was the fucking worst