Saanvi Daniga

When you drop a miss in a group chat and your one friend still reacts, that’s a real nigga

There’s 2 kinds of broke, one with a gallon a milk in my fridge to chug and one without, option 2 is hell

I be in that bath #squeakyclean

Now that’s a #realnigga

This Saturday I will be topping Bossman Dlows “best day ever” stay tuned

I try not to question the man upstairs but what in the fuck was he thinking making black women

If I have to see the little spic with the speaker from Mcneese it’s gonna be a problem

I feel like I’ve been here before

I’ll see someone comment on a brain rot reel and be like what could you possibly have to say about this video of tung tung tung sahur notti boppin

In the name of scientific research, I will be buying a lb of weed and seeing if it can possibly be “personal use”

There’s 2 types of fat people, one of them is jolly, sometimes called bubba, and usually pretty funny. The other is the 450lb lard spilling on to my plane seat.

@hater3000000000 @rick2013pitino I originally thought it was a good idea but this is an amazing point

@rick2013pitino Why on earth would I want what I say in those gcs to be readily available forever

Anyone else thought about moving the hometown chat from snap to iMessage yet?

Really proud of my set up right now

Someone boy is naked in the majestic elegance casino bathroom

If I was a duck I’d fuck up a good flooded field

@RealJitneyBoyz Lovely

Back to square one.

I imagine being Franchise tagged by the New York Jets feels similar to when people get an anvil dropped on them in cartoons

I’ll jaywalk then just stand in the middle of the street for a bit on my boss shit

Sunny and 75 degree day writing checks that my grey t shirt arm pit cannot cash

Waiting to see what age I grow out of child like food habits. I eat normal food but will still regularly eat a full bag of chocolate chips at 1pm