Captain Cow

@smokefriendgood @Ricovali708 @Cirxt3 @S1Lesil5 @WesternLensman youre literally schizophrenic. source?

@captaincowsBoot @Ricovali708 @Cirxt3 @S1Lesil5 @WesternLensman Philadelphia and Cali do.

Philly DA Larry Krasner threatens ICE agents working at the airport with arrest: "The president cannot pardon you. I will put you in handcuffs. And if necessary, I will put you in a jail cell." Krasner was promising to hunt down ICE agents like Nazis a couple of months ago.

@Ricovali708 @Cirxt3 @S1Lesil5 @WesternLensman you think rape is a misdemeanor man?

@Cirxt3 @S1Lesil5 @WesternLensman Don't fall for it. They reclassify the degree of a crime. What was once a felony is now a misdemeanor. California is the worst example of this practice. It's Dem slimeball politics used to get re-elected.

@jojomajojo420 @acnewsitics he's a self-described nazi no?

@acnewsitics You know its good for MAGA when retards like you keep calling people whon you dont agree with Nazis

You know it’s bad for MAGA when the Neo Nazis misses the black guy.

Meek Mill reportedly failed to git pull his latest changes before pushing, causing a devastating merge conflict.

Quadcopters dominate today because they’re cheap, simple, and disposable But physics hasn’t changed Electric helicopter style UAVs are far more efficient, carry more, and go farther As autonomy improves and cost comes down, we’ll see them play a much bigger role in warfare🤝

@SCRIZZLLEE @nojumper @OTORico_ if you pick any other group (straight, black, white, hispanic) they have killed more people than ICE has this year. while we're at it, trans people are at the bottom of the list for murderer statistics.

@nojumper @OTORico_ Lmaoo hold on can someone fact check this ???

Joe Rogan says to Steve O that trans people killed more people than ICE this year.

i am selling two tickets to ninajirachi in orlando on the 29. dm me or reply! (you dont have to buy both)

@JessicaD1835592 @KyleSherman @nailedvision @bantampark why not both? (sincerely a former pothead)

@captaincowsBoot @KyleSherman @nailedvision @bantampark And you don't see a supermarket without Monsanto's poison laden food lining it's shelves and it's a direct link to cancer. Where's the energy to stop that shit, huh? We're consuming poison everyday and you're worried about a fucking plant.

Extremely heavy daily cannabis users can get bad puking after years of nonstop use. It’s called CHS. It’s very rare and goes away when you stop consuming or if you take a hot shower. Alcohol sends 570,000 people to the ER every year for puking and nobody writes scary headlines. Same fear game, different decade. Now, pass the gummy.

@KyleSherman @nailedvision @bantampark you dont find weed less than 10% these days stop being obtuse

@nailedvision @bantampark That’s like assuming everyone who drinks alcohol pounds Everclear.

@polacken5k @CGull_97 @AustinJustice ok nevermind just read your bio lmao literally trolling for the love of the game wtf

@CGull_97 @captaincowsBoot @AustinJustice The homeless are happy about getting a machete and a bottle of vodka. The guy handing them out is happy because he gets views/followers and ad money. I am happy because it will make our streets safer in the long run. It's literally win-win-win, stop being so negative about it.

A man is now touring American cities handing out free machetes to homeless people -- and, of course, one of his first stops was Austin. The 29-year-old aspiring influencer keeps a trunk full of 18-inch blades and calls it a public service. Platforms reward him with millions of views. Police, he says, told him it’s legal. Meanwhile, Austin already has an annual slate of machete attacks -- people slashed while walking dogs, waiting for buses, eating at taco trucks, passing downtown hotels, even hiking the trail. Four straight years, dozens injured, one killed. So now, alongside the city’s homegrown chaos, we apparently have a traveling machete distributor treating vulnerable people like props and volatile weapons like party favors.

@polacken5k @CGull_97 @AustinJustice so your argument is they should die or am i reading that wrong

@CGull_97 @captaincowsBoot @AustinJustice I have no problem answering genuinely. This is going to lead to fewer homeless people, and all for just $25 a piece (or whatever those machetes cost).

@polacken5k @CGull_97 @AustinJustice i ask this genuinely why do you consider this a good thing

@CGull_97 @AustinJustice Cry more, I love this!

@kyfareek @telefontelaviv why would you want your enemy to be your fellow man and not the rich elite profiting off of brainwashing people

@telefontelaviv these people not your enemies. your enemy is brainded silent majority who consume this slop and take AI music to the top on billboard. all of these companies would go bankrupt without them but they didn't

While we’re talking about s*n* and gen ai music here’s their CEO a little while back with the stupidest take I’ve ever heard in my life. Criminally dumb bullshit, these people are our enemies

@simplistic_tree @telefontelaviv it wont be destroyed. you still have agency over what you want to make. do what feels right to you always

@telefontelaviv I make dogshit music constantly, and it'll be like that for years, but I always have fun doing it. It really sucks that the hobby I enjoy is probably going to be destroyed by people who never cared to even try in the first place

@texasboy1060569 @Shitpost_Fish dude they shouldnt be together its not necessarily one of their faults. arguably knowing that shes completely oblivious and he has to tell her "what to do" he should know to break up with her

@Shitpost_Fish poor guy man. you can tell he expected excitement and maybe some tears but she kinda just blew off the whole thing like it was nothing. unfortunately awkward

@bigwarriorman @shitposts_mp4 This guy's cooking with the heat on unfortunately

@shitposts_mp4 This guy's cooking with the heat on unfortunately

@FRANCIUM420 idk i do this cause my nose get itchy

why is he wiping his nose LMFAOOOOO

to some people, when you become rich, you become white. and that makes you the enemy