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@PGC1a_RB Hispanics use styrofoam stay in your lane Richard

Every Asian or Hispanic takeout for soup/stews ever

God forbid Tiger or Shia have a rough night. Mind your business

sleep deprivation got me negotiating with shadows

any later night freaks awake

Can recognize a pattern without everyone losing their minds

She has a man now so ima get her a kitchenaid

bagman seeking leads bang my line

@shawzsav Just closed a bank account because a company wanted me to send one too many emails to cancel a subscription. It was literally more convenient for me to reroute all other automatic payments than to send one redundant email. Fuck you I’m not dealing with you

Companies that require you to call to cancel a subscription should be made illegal

Life hack: pretend you’re broke so you know she’s staying for ur penis

I only gym so that I can outrun the police

@akmetax All of them

What pushups should I do today ???

@swagoloog Cockatiel

Finger to your butt what is your favorite bird

wish russian girls moaned in mexican

@ick_real Sign me up.

If I offered you $3k every week and all you had to do was read a book for at least 4 hours a day, would you take it?

@mediocrebritty He’s tryna #tapdat

He followed my friend he has never met #whatdatmean

@lennartprimal Time to fafo.

Enjoying some raw chicken

@sciencegirl All that extra weight for nothing

Armour of a cavalryman struck by a cannonball while serving Napoleon

135 & down plz

@kaylaparrilla Yeah yeah just wait till you meet dude that curves straight up

Having your own everything eliminates all that ass kissing & settling