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@watsoncomedian tickets bought for Leeds City Varieties

@JonnySaville Okay, I’ll change it then. Hello Cliff Richard!

I THINK SPECIAL PATROL GROUP IS A STUPID NAME FOR A HAMSTER

@_aspland @WilkinsonSamuel It can't have been seventeen years. I'm only 25!

ONDON FRIENDS! You may have seen me post about this before and thought "Yes! I'll get tickets for that!" NOW IS THE TIME! This weekend, @WilkinsonSamuel and I are bringing two hilarious shows to @CamdenFringe Tickets here: camdenfringe.com/events/inform-… camdenfringe.com/events/the-com…

Look! It's @WilkinsonSamuel and me! We're doing a show in #London as part of the @CamdenFringe (have I mentioned this before?) You should come! camdenfringe.com/events/the-com…

Camden Fringe 2023 – INTERVIEW – The Comedy Firm of Crossland & Wilkinson @captaintwitchy @wilkinsonsamuel @CWComedyFirm @CamdenFringe #interview #camdenfringe #camden #show #comedy thephoenixremix.com/2023/08/06/cam…

The Radio 4 panel show which Radio 4 don't want is coming to @CamdenFringe at the @RosieBTheatre on August 13th! Witness @DarrenElyComedy, @captaintwitchy and Alex Beighton comedians face the stupidest job interview ever conceived. camdenfringe.com/events/inform-…

@_aspland Some kind of inulin syrup does the trick nicely. Troo was awesome but alas they are no more.

Hey #London pals! My hilarious chum @WilkinsonSamuel and I are bringing our daft stand up show to @CamdenFringe at @RosieBTheatre on 13th August. You should come! Details here: camdenfringe.com/events/the-com…

@WilkinsonSamuel Not me, but sums up my thoughts perfectly

@captaintwitchy?

@dawnshaped Those are magnificent!

Fabulous comedy tomorrow night in Leeds! Tickets in the tweet below.

@dawnshaped Clearly they have no understanding of fashion. Whimsy is very in at the moment. Steed is totally rocking that look. Miserable bastards!

@_aspland Shit. I always thought it was short for Drewpert. I feel like such a fool...

Maybe I’ll just stay in this bath forever. Getting out of it and doing things and making decisions and being a person all feels a bit much. I can operate the taps with my feet so I won’t get cold.

@kegster12002 @fesshole Oh I'd never Lego shame anyone! Fortunately Ed doesn't Lego shame me either.

I have a secret Lego collection in my attic. My wife knows I enjoy Lego but thinks its a waste of money. So every pay day I buy myself a set, make it over a few nights when she's in bed and then hide the made set plus box in the attic

Continue as a Guest (both the song itself and the album by @TheNewPornos is absolutely gorgeous.

Current situation inside my head.