craig carpenter

@banteg @Crypto_McKenna regulate us harder, but give us head seat at the decision table, and subsidize our unsustainable business models

@Crypto_McKenna it's a game of cat and mouse. current models can also find exploits successfully. their framing has only one goal of regulatory capture. the message is basically "ai is so dangerous, and we are the only responsible stewards, regulate us harder"

it all makes sense now. dario was still at openai in 2019. he left next year and took his marketing playbook with him. hasn't changed a thing since.

@RyanFieldABC You're delusional if you think he was giving those away out of the goodness of his heart. The weather, time, and seats sucked so bad you couldn't pay people to come!

The Mets owner has a legitimate gripe.

@CR1337 Probably because there's zero legitimate reason to be developing yet another disk encryption tool and/or their code is ridden with vulns.

Just Microsoft things... Recently they terminated the VeraCrypt developer's Microsoft account. VeraCrypt is a free and open-source disk encryption software that performs on-the-fly encryption (OTFE) to create virtual encrypted disks, encrypt partitions, or secure entire storage devices.

@CausalMarkets @buccocapital That would require a viable business model

@buccocapital I really want all of them to go public The public market would remove all of there grift

Anthropic marketing strategy is so funny like aahhhh the government is treading on me ahhhhh our models are so good we can’t release them it would be too dangerous ahh someone stop me im going to destroy the economy

@annakhachiyan "[I]t's basically Perez Hilton/Just Jared-era sinister homosexual gossip dressed up"

It’s fun to read the NYer Sam Altman exposé compared to, like, Matt Taibbi on the Twitter Files or Nicholas Wade on Covid gain of function research and lab leak “hypothesis,” because it’s basically Perez Hilton/Just Jared-era sinister homosexual gossip blogging dressed up for an “enlightened” “sophisticated” audience that pretends to be above that sort of thing. On the so-called Ilya memos and Dario notes that form the backbone of the investigation, the authors are forced to concede that, “Neither collection of documents contains a smoking gun. Rather, they recount an accumulation of alleged deceptions and manipulations, each of which might, in isolation, be greeted with a shrug.” Lol. They also admit to “spending months” looking into allegations that Altman rapes minors and hires prostitutes when all else fails but still coming up empty-handed. He’s grateful to them for clearing his name. Katie Miller quoting the anonymous Microsoft exec who says, “I think there’s a small but real chance he’s eventually remembered as a Bernie Madoff- or Sam Bankman-Fried level character.” Oh, and Aaron Swartz, who’s like the Charlie Kirk of tech, in that everyone has a hadith about him, once called Altman a “sociopath.” The irony of industry thot leaders and various fake insiders pretending we have a choice between a post-scarcity superabundance utopia and a dystopian annihilation scenario when the dystopia is already here and it’s not the AI gaining sentience but people being so insentient they think this is journalism even before AI has fully taken over their lives. Amazing work. I almost forgot Ronan Farrow was the guy behind MeToo.

@WhiteHouse Feels like Garamond is having a generational comeback

🚨 President Donald J. Trump makes a statement on Iran:

@tekbog beads

has there been a db winner for the AI era? next supabase or mongodb

@GeorgeJourneys zomg that must mean the govt better give them a zillion dollars so they dont leave

So, basically, if Anthropic was not a US company, we’d be facing zero days with multiple unknown points of attack on virtually all of our systems to an adversary who developed this capacity before us.

@NotNordgaren @FFmpeg @AnthropicAI butthurting over shitposts

@FFmpeg @AnthropicAI Can't wait to see you rage at them next week when you don't like the patches, like you did with Google who is doing the exact same thing...

Thank you to @AnthropicAI for sending FFmpeg patches

@vanilagy literally an eslint rule for that lil bro

Wow this is really embarrassing I had always assumed that V8's RegEx engine had O(length of input) runtime

@kalomaze 🙄 disclose or gtfo

the claude mythos thing where it apparently found a way to get full kernel access via execution of normal javascript on an ordinary web page. dear God

@fabiospampinato total cost: 0.0000000000000000000001¢

Rendering plain icons as SVG components rendered by React has got to be the answer to the following question: what is the most expensive way possible to render a plain icon on the web?

@jullerino Make type coverage and tsc into pre-commit checks 🤙

Codex writes typescript as if types doesn’t exist

@creatine_cycle Congratulations

BREAKING: claude mythos exploited a critical security vulnerability in me and said i was gay

CEO of Oreos: buy our limited-edition Oreo or else

@HeidyKhlaaf This is just more marketing bait from them.

As someone who has audited dozens of safety-critical systems, built static analysis tools, and used most formal verification and security tools, here are some red flags that should be a caution in taking these claims at face value: 1. There are no comparison benchmarks with 1/

@paramitanoia A monad is just a monoid over the category of endofunctors. What's the problem?

Option<Future<Result<T, E>>

nothing ever happens crowd taking the aura gamble of a lifetime today

@Ebiko0 @jordwalke Cool I'll remember to set my button size to "__proto__"

@jordwalke yeah, i dont see the issue. I would never use nested turnaries for that.

@luke_leisher_ I pity them tbh because the majority will never have a transcendent experience like that. I'm thankful the astronauts' words made the final cut.

It’s 2026 and Reddit atheists are still the most miserable people on the planet.