Chaim Gartenberg

I made a new Twitter account: once a day, it will tweet what day of the week it is, in case you’ve forgotten because everything feels exactly the same in this timeless purgatory we are all stuck in. Follow @TodaysDayToday!

Today is Saturday. Thanks to everyone who’s followed Today’s Day Today… due to Twitter API changes, this account’s automated posting no longer works. I hope it was able to bring a little joy into your life.

@jjvincent CONGRATS JAMES!

@jaypeters congrats Jay!

Today is Tuesday.

HADES II!!!!

anyone have any advice for getting tickets to a sold-out ballet performance in paris? second-hand site i'm missing? whatever the french version of stub hub is? any help would be appreciated!

anyone have a really good cinnamon bun recipe? i’ve tried a few but haven’t found one i’m really happy with

@nattgarun @jake_k @camfaulkner @shareasarah @LaurenGoode @verge PRAISE THE ORB

invite @jake_k @camfaulkner @shareasarah @LaurenGoode @cgartenberg to ur wedding once and THE ORB IS STILL LIFE @verge

@strawberrywell can’t wait to see where this goes

Tune in next week when I add a third hat

They call me Mitchell "two hats" Clark

@strawberrywell it’s…. it’s beautiful

Has anyone told @cgartenberg that there's now a *Mega* Bass button? youtube.com/watch?v=Xh3E2_…

@backlon Spider-Verse!

Okay I own my first ever OLED TV (Sony A95K). What's the first movie I should watch on it and why is it Nope?

@samsheffer @Humane congrats sam!

i am beyond thrilled to announce that i have joined @humane as head of new media there's plenty of work to be done in terms of how technology companies engage with their communities and that's what i'll be focused on that, of course, and the product itself

major announcement from me this week

@StarFire2258 so sorry sean, feel better soon!

Some personal news: I crushed my jaw in an electric scooter accident. I’ll spare you grisly details unless you want ‘em, but I spent a week in the hospital and it’s going to be *much* longer before life’s back to normal. I’m lucky to be here at all.

@backlon even better: use a USB-C cable as your fob chain, and connect it to a discretely stowed power bank in your waistcoat pocket

Okay stay with me Pocket Watch -> Watch -> Smartwatch -> (pause for wacky JBL wireless headphones case with a screen) -> Pocket Smartwatch that also charges headphones. Put a fob on this thing is what I'm saying. whathifi.com/news/jbl-tour-…

@pierce if only there was some sort of column about that topic that one could read…. a monthly button, if you will

Sure, I'm late to the party but figured I'd skip revitalizing the old blog and start something new. So coming soon, What's Now? What's Next? Or WNWN for short. wnwn.substack.com/p/coming-soon?…

@lorengrush @verge @business CONGRATS!

Some *personal news* (I've never done this before, forgive me!): After seven incredible years at the @verge, my last day will be next week. I'm so excited to be starting a new role as @business's space reporter — just in time for SLS to finally launch (maybe??)

@PhilTEspo PHIL! Welcome!

@swodinsky @MarketWatch congrats!!!

it's time for one of ✨those threads✨ today's my last day at gizmodo! the past 2 years (and change) have been an absolute whirlwind in the best way possible. next month, i'm joining the team at @marketwatch to write about—what else—privacy, platforms and tech policy ✊😎 ofc

@jaypeters bahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha