Charco (Euro Summer Arc)

it’s not a blockchain, it’s not even a slotchain, it’s a slot machine.

@ahitposter come thru twin luma.com/fj8wmp5l

@charcoded i would love to visit a castle

Rented out a castle for a 20 person private dinner on April 2nd We're bringing the best traders, sharpest thinkers, and biggest eaters together for one night Few slots left, who should be there?

@maxmaximalism @blknoiz06 you going to cannes?

@charcoded also most likely the tallest person unless ansem is also there

I don't have an opinion on the Unit S&P thing But it's pathetic an industry that pretends to care about open source permissionless finance is arguing about whether or not the deal is exclusive not the tech... not the market structure... They care about an exclusivity agreement

@SamaHoole where'd he get his shirt? fits great

>Be Paul Saladino >Heal your eczema with carnivore >Write a book about how plants are poison >Tell everyone that nose-to-tail is essential so you can sell liver pills at $60 a bottle >Not eating enough fat, eating way too much liver >Things start to nosedive >Start adding honey because your testosterone has collapsed >Tell your audience carbohydrates are actually fine and you've grown >Migrate to 300g of sugar per day and call it ancestral >Tell everyone carnivore was slowly destroying you >Explain that ancestral humans ate carbs because raw meat contains trace glycogen >Confirm Liver King is completely natural, no notes >Liver King is on $11,000 a month of synthetic hormones >Pivot to scaremongering: soap, shampoo, sunscreen, toothpaste, toilet paper >Vegetables turn out to be okay actually >Launch protein bar sweetened with coconut nectar >It is ancestral >You said so >The liver pills are still available >Nothing has been refunded

@schizohustler proceed

would anyone give a fuck if i talked about chess once a week i have so much i want to share i think i'll do it anyway

@Tradermayne you're gonna trap people looking for a long and they're gonna blow up bro this is irresponsible :(

$BTC

@hellojintao @Brentsketit the biggest, the largest……..

@Brentsketit @charcoded

@vec0zy you goin to cannes?

@charcoded yo

@Timccopeland i assure you it will not.

@charcoded i feel like you will end up with this

@grahamfergs we got a good deal

@charcoded now was this really necessary

@vc_larp pre rich is the best feeling

I feel like Smokey pre TGE

Snail fact of the day: Snails are shelled gastropod mollusks, not insects, that have existed for over 500 million years. They are hermaphodites, can hibernate for up to 3 years, and often live up to 25 years.

@chang_defi are there 30,000 people in crypto…?

this guy looks like he can do business, I would not fade

overheard on the train this morning: "i think that guys listening to our conversation”

“i thought you were the founder of tplus” without downplaying my talents, you think i came up with this? you must not know me or understand tplus at all - or both

@iwillpat yeah that’s uncanny

@charcoded Been busy modeling instagram.com/reel/DVRa8cbDf…

every time i see a ginger at Equinox my heart skips a beat thinking @iwillpat is back in NYC

@DougieDeLuca congrats on a great run Dougie

It's bittersweet to share that this is my last day at Figment Capital. It’s hard to put into words what this experience has meant to me. FigCap gave me my shot. Over the last four years, I’ve been lucky to learn from my incredible partners and to get to work with founders I respect deeply. The experience has shaped me in ways I’ll carry with me for a long time. More than anything, I’m leaving feeling grateful. My time here expanded my sense of what’s possible, and I’m proud to have spent these years representing the fund. I’m very excited for what’s ahead for Figment Capital and for the founders we’ve backed. Just a real thank you to everyone who made my tenure here so meaningful