Buck

we need a word for commuting 1mile+ without looking up from your phone

hey, saw we were both located in NYC we should grab coffee in new york city

elon quietly making likes public again in the middle of a random thursday is wild lmao

overheard on the train this morning: "i think that guys listening to our conversation”

i've never contributed to foot traffic in my life that's on y'all

@SELFIMMOLATI0N yeah that’s what we call a hit tweet in this business

in 2026 if you get famous they let you talk to another guy on video for like an hour

@sfspacesquid drive right up the middle

my crush is at dolo at 2:30pm on a wednesday, just rented a maybach for a crisp 23 minutes to drive past the park

death, taxes and guys making nyc their entire personality

@_Shorpy l-theanine

@BuckOnTwidder What kind of stimulants we talking about ?

another perfect day for stimulants and 11 hours of screentime

i clicked a luma link and it drained me of my free time

@Mellow_ l-theanine @wapital3

@BuckOnTwidder reduce stimulants aka coffee

my buddy just gave me financial advice i said aren't you paying your iphone off for the next 4 years?

@AlexOnchain i can't read this ai slop

today is my last day as ct lead at coinbase (I'm now the head of social media)

hey thanks for the retweet guy with 9 followers

taking a break from my mental health to focus on twitter

@karbonbased we are never getting to mars

Goonslop

sorry i missed your text friday night are you still out drinking

i ask my barber for a jacob elordi haircut every time and he just says no

sending my buddy 9 paragraphs of ai slop like "hey can you read my thoughts on this"