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Jesus fuck this is my new favourite thing. Aye aye #freedumbfreedumb

@TheHauntedFanny @theSNP @JohnSwinney The next groomed generation needs indy noo!!!!

Doesn’t matter if you stay in Scotland or if your just visiting on a wee Holiday you can decide on the future of the country #VoteSNP

@ScotNational Now do her skit on 20 years of snpaedo nonces failure

Comedian Susie McCabe on why Scottish Labour are like a 'toxic ex' 🥀

@KevinTheRanter @JohnSwinney Free firelighters!!

🚨🚨DONT THINK YOU ARE POPULAR @JohnSwinney We all think you are a 🔔end

@AgentP22 @2351onthelist Thick as vegan mince that one. Half as popular!

Hilarious. The worst presiding Officer ever thinks she actually did a good job. She must mean a good job giving the SNP free reign and shutting down the Conservatives. Good riddance.

@CailynMcMahon @theSNP @DollyParton You mean mcnoncegov paedos don't give kids books? Just too busy grooming the next generation of youth party or covering up for the senior nonces like groomer deeks/grady/gibson/macneill and co? Why are there so many nonces in the snpaedos? Is it cos chief predator krankie is one?

Jenny Gilruth announcing @theSNP’s election pledge that, if elected, Scotland will be the first country in the world to roll out @DollyParton’s Imagination Library nationwide. #BothVotesSNP will deliver a book every month for weans everywhere in Scotland🌍📚💛

The giant gannet would do a better job than Airmiles Angus, that's for sure.

@conor_matchett @snpout30 Whats @JohnSwinney got u say about @PeteWishart & Maree Todd insensitive comments on ferries ⛴️

@AgentP22 @ForWomenScot What do these men all have such buck teeth and general creepy vibes? Low level fetishism?

Kate's doubling down. She definitely wants to abolish prisons and it's looking likely she will be an MSP in Holyrood.

@AgentP22 He's mental.

Here's the Scottish Greens nutter who wants to abolish prisons. 🙈

And now for some real news that doesn’t involve a perfectly legitimate hobby or telling an iffy joke … John Swinney 'KNEW about Jordan Linden and Scottish Youth Parliament safeguarding concerns' last year but 'failed to act' scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/…

@heraldscotland Are they fuck!?

The Scottish Greens are tied with Reform UK and ahead of Scottish Labour ahead of May's Holyrood election, according to a new poll 👇 𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘸/𝘗𝘈 𝘞𝘪𝘳𝘦/𝘗𝘈 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴

@ShonaRobison @StephenGethins Amazing news for the public purse!!! The only saving you ever fucking made! Cheerio! Don't let the dundee butcher slap you on the way out. Nor any of his victims! Nor any of your rancid paedo party's #sexpestsforindy victims either! Abject failure!

So today marks my final day officially serving as an MSP and appropriately I’ve spent it campaigning for our great candidate @StephenGethins It has been a real privilege to represent Dundee City East and I am hugely grateful to everyone who has supported me over the years.

@callumclarity @JustAVoter100 Repoartitt!! She was just illegally parked for a minute.

@JustAVoter100 @chefbuc Is it outside a Greg's?

KIRSTEN OSWALD Aye, just park it there. The long walk will do you good!

@JohnSwinney Lying cunt! Deaf to complaints in a room on your own! #ferryfiasco #swinneyknew #predatorsforindy #sexpestsforindy

Out on the ferry to Stornoway to hear from island communities. I know how tough disruption has been this year. We will deliver the support needed and ensure island voices are directly involved in decision making.

Good to be back on X again, couldn't access it at all yesterday, was very frustrating. Does this mean my life is as sad as Gill's? 🤣

Swinney’s first instinct was to defend Kanye West. Not to condemn anti-Semitism but to defend it. He only changed his tune when he got caught. Absolutely shameless.