Agent P

This is going to be good.

So after all the headlines and outrage… Swinney admits he never had the power to ban US jets from Prestwick anyway. Another SNP “crisis” built on hot air and headlines. Embarrassing.

Enter a football match illegally: 5-year ban and £1k fine. Enter the country illegally: free house, free healthcare, loads of cash and the freedom to live outside the law of the land. bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

Nice of her to turn up. She won't be missed, she was never in Holyrood anyway. Spent the last 2 years touring TV studios and book festivals. History will not judge her kindly.

Finally someone saying what a lot of people are thinking. Holyrood is bloated, expensive, and stuffed with quangos that dodge accountability. Fewer MSPs, fewer layers, more responsibility where it belongs. Cut the waste. Restore democracy. 👏

SNP logic: Raise taxes ✔️ Kill incentives ✔️ Strangle growth ✔️ Destroy the NHS ✔️ Ferries that don't sail ✔️ Pubs closing✔️ Businesses squeezed dry✔️ Then stand up and say “we’re proud of this.” Incredible.

The SNP clearly turned a blind eye to what was going on. Why would they do that?

Good riddance. She won't be missed.

80 housebreakings a day. Most not even reported. The SNP haven’t reduced crime — they’ve just made people give up.

Sickening.

When Swinney can’t defend the SNP record, he reaches for the oldest trick in the book: Play the Racism card. What a disgusting little man. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Another day, another SNP sex pest scandal.

@JohnSwinney Don't you have some greyhounds to ban you imbecile?

Scotland produces huge amounts of renewable energy, but the UK's broken energy system means people's bills are through the roof. Scotland's energy should work for the benefit of people, not Westminster. On May 7th, vote SNP for the fresh start of independence, with lower bills.

Sean Clerkin definitely needs his hard drive checked. What a fruitcake.

Finally, a policy we can all get behind. scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/…

The SNP: • Waste money • Mismanage everything • Blame Westminster • Demand more cash What an embarrassment.

Ignored warnings. Protected insiders. Victims sidelined. The SNP playbook never changes.

If this policy worked, deaths would fall. They’re not. So why are the SNP still pushing it? Pride? Ego? Or just total incompetence?