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@haydendevs paranoia got me always checking the account ages

is it just me or has the bot problem gotten way worse.

@_ntdl furiously liking your tweets to add more chalant

アイツらの思うニンジャ像であるために、こんなに急にチヤホヤされてもnonchalantでなければならない💦

@Strangeland_Elf You owe it to watch Panty and Stocking as well! Subbed because hearing them speak Engrish is way funnier youtu.be/mR1S8_6L3gY?t=…

If you are enjoying the realisation of a Japanese fascination with certain areas of American culture, you should really watch Trigun.

@BecketAdams we started monetizing trash but they just kept microblogging about their ordinary daily lives

Twitter has been holding out on Japanese Twitter all this time, and feeding us trash from literally every other country on earth instead???

@calajms thats what thirst traps are for

what if u get thirsty during sex

@hsyf610muto Scottish people don't set high expectations

スコットランド戦、勝利以上に嬉しかったのは、相手選手も5万を超えるサポーター達も、「日本の方が圧倒的に強い」と言う姿勢で臨んできたこと（そして結果もそうなった）。世界屈指のフットボール都市に来たからこそ、この伝統国のサッカー人たちの日本サッカーへの高い評価を実感、正に快感だった。

@haydendevs i think thats what the japanese prime minister went to the white house for

why is everything japanese

@PoltFan69 China was the only time I had a whole damn cow head

What's even better is all this good will from Japan is purely organic and you KNOW China is seething about it. They've been trying to buy soft power with the west for almost a century and couldn't match the pure unfiltered cultural appreciation of trucks and beef.

@RobProvince they yearn for the beef

Apparently the Japanese are absolutely fascinated with how much meat Americans have. Who knew.

thank u lord for this daily head

@poetickate i was blowrn for this

it’s not a blowjob, it’s a blowcalling

久しぶりに温泉行って思ったこと 若者のちんぽデカすぎ、ちんぽの欧米化

@deadringxr yo

I’m sure in shadow banned HELLOOO IS ANYBODY OUT THEREEEEEE

@nikitabier @boneGPT "they treat it as a microblogging platform before we monetized it"

@boneGPT I have never gotten “sir, my payout is too low” from a Japanese account. They are doing it for pure love of the game. Just as God intended.

The Japanese are less interested in money and politics than Americans. The way we hustle is uncouth to them. They aren't all working on their personal brands. They don't climb over each other like us. We should be more like the humble Japanese.

友達のAVを発見した 人生で二度目である

japanese twitter is so enlightening

@justalexoki im fluent in translated Japanese now

translated Japanese is a beautiful language

@hardest_my @lukeisamazing it was sunburn and the lady was in pain the entire time lmfao

@chenkwanting @lukeisamazing I thought that was red paint omg?????

when your created character shows up in a cutscene

@4nt1p4tt3rn its so funny online people are discovering fraternization between cultures while houthis started bombing israel

Japanese X is busy healing right-wing gun X PTSD.

@lisavsworld Japanese cabs are an experience though

@chenkwanting You're not even allowed to have one drink and drive there.

New United Japanese Territory of America flag just dropped.