Chris Rex
172 posts


@Khanstillday Crazy Stupid Love. Criminally underrated, yet not as good as it could have been.
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@washghost1 I have to be honest, I would love to have a random bowling trophy,and a reunion mug that has nothing to do with me. And a random third place award? Hysterical!
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@JimI102371 Yes ! I’m so sorry I will miss Sean on Broadway 🎭
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@HustleBitch_ Because he knows it's made with human meat.
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🚨 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE McDONALD’S CEO MEETS A BURGER FOR THE FIRST TIME
A guy watches the clip of McDonalds CEO Chris Kempczinski and absolutely dismantles it.
“Tested in Portugal… Germany… Canada… may even be fit for human consumption.”
Then the bite.
Awkward grip.
Measured chew.
“That will be enough of the product for me, thank you.”
The burger barely changes shape.
“This man does NOT eat McDonald’s.”
“He looks like he’s presenting it to investors.”
He sells it to billions.
He eats it like a prototype.
Does this look authentic to you?
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@Rainmaker1973 Can we go back to experiencing pain and grief without posting it on social media?
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@Pythonette @Svengoolie Amen. The scene where his wives stalk Renfield was much more chilling ‘silent’.
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Ugh, @Svengoolie, that music? 🙉 What's wrong with Philip Glass' edition? Or the original, blissfully scoreless #Dracula?
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@dog_rates @KirstGarrison Dorian, through gritted teeth: “Open this door. I swear to God. Open this G-d damned door.”
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@interesting_aIl @Susan16Park Thousands of years ago:
Chinese Citizen: “ Wow! You crafted these burning hot teacups not out of poor design, but to teach us patience?”
Teacup Maker: “
Sure. “
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Shah of Iran: “Cyrus the Great, rest in peace, since we are awake”
This is how a GREAT IRAN looks like 👇
#MIGA
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@TheStingisBack Watched this as a kid and have never laughter harder. Watched it as an adult, and it was horribly hard to sit through.
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@NFL_DougFarrar Let's not act like that's all it is. Still have to call a time out, try to get plays off with 18 seconds left... then spike it...then get in field goal range, etc etc.
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@SammyJReacts I liked the movie and thought they nailed the Galactus ‘look’, but in the comics Galactus is a bit more … ‘above such things’? And here Galactus was portrayed as a bit cruel and evil (versus being a force of nature)
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@hwinkler4real "You're gonna play Tennis... with GOD". One of the greatest lines in cinema history, impeccably delivered.
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