Ciiss 🪂

@dogsmellsgood wait everyone can’t do this???

Holy fucking shit. Finally found the name for it. Im going to cry Ive never been able to explain this to anyone they never know what im talking about

@MTA YES THIS SHIT IS NEEDED SO BAD

Interested in the future of the Interborough Express (IBX)? Join us at one of our interactive in-person workshops about the proposed light rail connection between Brooklyn and Queens. Visit the project website for upcoming workshop dates and locations: mta.info/IBX

@WadingPatiently @girlcloudnine right because they’ve done sooooo much with the money they already have…

@girlcloudnine How about asking them to pay your $3 fare instead of making the subways shittier by stealing rides

Less people are opening the emergency exit to let people into the subway now and I hate it. Do your fucking duty as a new yorker!!!!

@briinyrheart @Cbat_05 @SmartHobbes2087

@Cbat_05 @SmartHobbes2087 thats not funny at all its just cruel and goes to my first reply

@MsJazzybelle they tried to steal her aura and failed catastrophically

And look who comes in to interfere ….usual SUSPECTS

@Caraabistouille It’s crazy how I hear 1 second of Minecraft music and instantaneously all the memories and good times just come back to me

La musique que j’ai le plus de mal à réécouter, vrmt je préfère me taper 4h de remix expérimental de bruit de chantier plutôt que ce piano qui m’arrache le cœur de nostalgie en me faisant miroiter l’enfance que je ne pourrai plus jamais revivre

@osamiibinladen ppl literally do this just to be different and THATS IT

some things i js cannnotttt

@ThisIsSimulated @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 And coming up next… 1000 Ways to Die

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 On today's episode of How It's Made

This Japanese pen is currently going viral for containing a REAL parasitic worm living in herbal oil

Which Rocket League player would you trust more? 🤝

You buy some fruits for once and all of a sudden here come some fuckin flies

@Timmysofine I do my best every day to make sure I will NEVER end up in this situation

Is this the best way to tell a co-worker that they have body odour?

@doback_mr @LeadingReport robot said what?

@ciissrl3 @LeadingReport So that means your “long time” perspective isn’t actually that long… I don’t think you comprehend what you wrote

BREAKING: President Trump says tonight will be “one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World.”

@Monk_The_Punk @earnski_ @ChurchsChicken @SlyChimera WCI was way more entertaining overall so it was easier to get through

@earnski_ @ChurchsChicken @SlyChimera Survive WCI and we'll talk.

Honey-Butter Biscuit 👏 Hanī Hanī no Mi 🙌

@earnski_ @ChurchsChicken @SlyChimera real lmfao

@ChurchsChicken @SlyChimera Getting through Dressrosa arc separates the boys from the men 😂

@Azfura bro that’s the one piece wtf

What is that big brown ball in the middle of the avocado?

@ShitpostReels Had me in the first half (it’s prob her parent)

@MrAbdoul0 @Liv_simii @Sneak0o 😭😭😭😭😭

@Liv_simii @Sneak0o Nah ny lingo really crazy ash when you think about it😭😭😭 fym nigga got you tight??

NYC gangster threatens SNEAKO live on stream after camera gets pointed at him 👀

Alright is this not a crazy billboard?..

@nypost april fools was 5 days ago

Snow, cold front headed for Northeast, including New York, putting spring on hold trib.al/fFHDxdT