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@stoolgambling @spittinchiclets clearly a goal

The Barstool office weighs in on the Goal or No Goal Debate @spittinchiclets

I can confirm that Sam Goldfinger is going to have a confessional before seeing anyone on the cast. Then he will be released to the wolves. I will go live for the fight.

@barstoolspringb Who the fuck is playing ABBA in the background?

Checking in with Goldfinger and what he wants to clarify rumor wise

JOSH ALLEN WITH THE GREATEST DRUM OF ALL TIME‼️ #LetsGoBuffalo | @BuffaloBills

@BarstoolBigCat Hard to judge bas3d on 1 day, let the man cook

Yeah I tried to save him this morning. I don't think this is the right setting for him. I love Doitche. He's just not exactly what Dave wants on this show. Better not to force it for an entire week.

Barstool has taken over the news

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@Grummz How much is pearl abyss paying you to glaze this game? It does get good later but it does deserve some criticizing.

Crimson Desert is growing. Weekend surge is still strong. Asmongold says if a game isn't good in the first 10 minutes, it's probably a bad game. But there are a few games that reveal their "goodness" later. And if you have the numbers, it's hard to argue.

@kingkrabbyp I question the decision making of anyone who chooses to go to school in Tuscon

I need every other school to not be disappointed when Arizona kicks ur fucking teeth in

Are KitKat Bars associated with easter? Reese's eggs sure, but I don't remember seeing KitKat at the easter spread.

@barstoolsports thanks to Beth Margaret Wright, some angry white lady who is mad people are having fun.

The Syracuse Lacrosse Team Has Been Forced To Abandon Their Slogan Of "Burn The Boats" s.barstool.link/c/article-3566…

I know the lines are bad but that seems like an overreaction

@BarstoolYak @DrinkBODYARMOR Not to be that guy but:

Great run by Dave after an all time performance on The Yak yesterday @DrinkBODYARMOR

@Philly_Mays @PardonMyTake You are both right. It technically has its own time zone but only because it doesnt change. its just MST all year which happens to be the same as PDT (UTC -7)

Arizona is in the mountain time zone. They are just currently observing pacific time. Look at a map one time.

@Grummz I havent even got to this boss but I am just out reasons to keep playing this game. I tried to launch it earlier but 0 motivation.

Asmongold repeatedly dying to this boss in Crimson Desert...147 times? The struggle is real. I'm glad I haven't had to do this one yet.

@BR_OpenIce shoutout @danabeers That's baseball ™️

Go for 1, stay for 2, won 4-3 ⚾️

@fromsoftserve does it bother you that every NPC just stands around like they are waiting for a bus?

it's like i'm playing the coolest tech demo of all time, and I don't actually mean that as a bad thing, i'm having a good time, i just wiped out an entire mining colony, helped this jabronie with a crane, now i'm headed back to talk to the count, whoever the fuck that is

@Grummz TCG Card Shop & Roadside Research are the exact same game. Is there some Unity plug-in they are all using?

Retro Rewind, the indie game about running your own Blockbuster video store, has been increasing in players. 12,081 now.

@Grummz I really want to love this game but it honestly is just so boring. The open world feels empty and soulless. The writing is dry and characters talk too much, cutscenes drag on for no reason. Every mission just makes you commute back and forth to the same places.

Good morning. It's not even 8am and Crimson Desert is at 233,734 players. They might exceed their previous peak of 239,0435 very soon.