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@ZackPolanski I mean. I don’t vote for people because of how they dance… I vote for honesty, integrity, humanity and intelligence. And if you can throw some moves while you’re at it Zack, I’m not complaining 😂

Glastonbury-style dancing? LOL. Join.greenparty.org.uk

@foxacheUK @shitlondon Hey wait. Berkshire’s already full of London evacuees thanks.

Incredible scenes as people flee London after Khan's victory. Families with whatever possessions they had time to pack. Desperate people hanging onto the back of lorries. Some abandon their cars to escape before sharia law is installed. Notice no cars heading INTO the city.

@EmofJohnson Mine were fine, probably a bit worse than a smear test but not too bad, although I understand if you’re anxious about it it’ll take more than a random Twitter stranger to reassure you! Xx

@EmofJohnson Get a mirena coil if you can. Best thing that’s ever happened to me. No periods for 10 years now!

Loved seeing you at Latitude, the smiliest, happiest gig I’ve ever had the pleasure to watch. Highlight of the festival for me! #86Originals @86TVsband

@ImogenLeewriter Fucking hell.

This is the tweet. This is the entire tweet.

@EmofJohnson I’m not sure if this is a good or bad thing but a friend of mind who’s a size 12 (British) got handed one fairly recently. I’m an 18 so used to it, but it seems even slim people are targets. It’s all just wrong. Your body is amazing and you’re unique. Fuck them.

@ImogenLeewriter I did read a little bit I have wiped it from my brain entirely now I promise. Also please include the word length, just for shits and giggles?

I'm rage quitting life. Do not reply to this unless it's to say you didn't read it. Otherwise, pretend you didn't read the chapter. We're never addressing this again. I am literally going to vomit or die or... idk. Fuck. Happy six months. Fuck.

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CppJsQGsWkg6…

@walkers_crisps heart shaped crisp! #lovefromwalkers

@walkers_crisps heart shaped crisp! #lovefromwalkers

My @Zoom account was hacked and a lot of money spent by the hacker on god knows what. I have been waiting for over a week for zoom to sort this out and have just been fobbed off and told nothing. Furious. I will take this further. £1000s lost and they simply don’t care.

@BBCR1 @gregjames lovely words Luke, but please stop making me cry when I’m trying to do my makeup!!

@gregjames dancing round the kitchen to this TUNE before work. Lads were so brilliant, great start to the day!

@paulmcdonnell88 Bloody lovely. Made me cry with laughter!

Just wanted to say Dad is so chuffed that this is bringing a smile to everyone’s face, we both hope that it has brightened everyone’s day🤣 #HelloDavid

Dad had to record a 20 sec video over Christmas for my brothers 40th as he lives in Oz, it took over 7 minutes because he couldn’t get past the word “Hello” without cracking up, if you need cheering up or just want a good laugh, watch it.🤣

@lpburrows @AWindich @TWIT_ANTHONY @realDonaldTrump As a Brit, I couldn’t agree more! We are in no position to throw stones from our glass house.

Important News Conference today by lawyers on a very clear and viable path to victory. Pieces are very nicely falling into place. RNC at 12:00 P.M.

@WarwickCastle Please can someone reply to my urgent query about my booking?

Happy #friyay everyone! It might be raining this weekend, but our doors are open and we'd love to see you! 🦅🏰⚔. We love this photo - if you're visiting soon, share your pictures with us 😍 #warwickcastle #summerholidays #greatbritishsummertime

.@WarwickCastle very frustrated at having my hotel changed last minute, then being sent in circles on your website trying to contact someone, then being told no calls are being taken. I filled in a form but would appreciate someone getting back to me asap.

@GOoutdoors no reply on IM, spent 10 minutes waiting on a call before i had to get back to work. Please respond to my Twitter IM.