Amanda Reckonwith🇨🇦

Everyone thinks they have the best dog. No one is wrong 🥹

You know that one friend everybody has, the one you ask for a Band-Aid or tylenol or phone charger? That's me. I'm that friend

Great news! The giant panda is no longer endangered, so we can start eating them.

@sarobertsonca I love himmmmmmm😅

Tonda MacCharles: Pierre Poilievre called you badly educated in economics Mark Carney: Did he? Wow.

@TMZ That's how it should work, you're a creep you're out

Eric Swalwell announces his resignation from Congress. "I'm deeply sorry." tmz.me/vj7s3HY

@Mordechai3333 @konstructivizm Omfg🙄

@konstructivizm 6000 degrees, cool as a cucumber on contact, no steam, men immediately touch outside of capsule. Someone is lying.

@FoodNetwork @GuyFieri @citizencider Fuck him

.@GuyFieri is seriously impressed by the perfect balance of sweet and heat in the sauce on these juicy hot wings 😅🔥Try them for yourself at @citizencider! Watch #DDD with @GuyFieri Fridays at 9|8c.

@awkwardgoogle I only want to be weighed this way now

Just in case you’re having a bad day, remember this is how they weigh koalas 😍

@pawssie5h @amor_de_tu_vi My husband's hand on the steering wheel reversing a huge truck into a space🥵

do you ever just look at a guys hands and think yes

After a long winter, me trying on my spring clothes🥴

@RealEnzo55 PP fanfiction is wild😅🤣

Pierre Poilievre eviscerates the Carney Liberals on the economy. "Look at the Swiss. It's very simple. The Swiss don't print money to fund government spending. They don't. They have basically balanced budgets. Do you know what the average inflation rate has been in Switzerland for the last 25 years? 0.8 percent In fact, they have almost no interest right now. Like, you're borrowing in Switzerland, you're paying almost no interest; because they have no inflation. They have, literally, no inflation. They have the best money in the world. The Swiss Franc. It's more valuable than the Euro and the US dollar..." Source @junonewscom

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

@peggy_blair Ha!

Best line of the day is over on Bluesky by someone who has said Orban lost so badly he's going to need to run for a seat in Alberta.

I used to have this mental illness where l thought logical arguments would change someone's mind

@ArthurMacwaters Let inmates tear the mf'er apart

Public execution is the merciful alternative to what this man deserves

I feel like chocolate chip ice cream isn't a thing anymore, and I for one won't stand for it

@RehabPresident @RepJackKimble I spewed hot tea out my nose🤣😅😂

@RepJackKimble Lindsey only has two objectives

Lindsey Graham has now been in politics 12,478 days without a single female staffer accusing him of sexual harrassment.

“Open the Strait of Hormuz or I’m closing the Strait of Hormuz”

things my mother asks for when she wants to watch “Only Murders In the Building”: - There is Death In My Neighborhood - There’s a Mystery in My Apartment - Everyone Dies in Our Building - Martin Short

@Kica333 Yes

Am I just getting older or are people getting more annoying?