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As a bartender, nothing feels better than when the chef lets you borrow a knife. 10/10 Disclaimer, this is a show of trust. Ask first, and take any “no” with a grain of salt.

Practicing be

@HumansNoContext Your honor, I ask the court: if not supposed to bite, how come food shaped?

I’m his lawyer, he’s not guilty.

Fun fact for the day. Rhetorically you come accross a sentence in English that is, at the same time, true, tautological, a tongue twister, and a double entandre. Example: “Trump, like fascists, likes fascists.”

First American Pope. Trump declares war on the city the pope is from. Trump could burn a cross on a church lawn and some people would still defend him 🤦‍♂️

@MrBeast 9-1-1

If I offered you $1,000,000 but you only keep it if the first person you call answers, who would you call?

Bye bye cables 👋🏻

*my wife and I cook very differently* Wife: I learned why you sear certain meats for certain dishes! Me: Maillard reaction? Wife: Yeah! The heat does something to the amino acids and sugars. Me: What’s it called if you’re making duck? Wife: What? Me: a Mallard reaction Wife: 😑

I want to know what more I can do, because these kids are living my worst nightmare. My mother was almost torn from me when we came here because of the way I looked and the way she spoke.

Kids need help. I want to hide under my privilege like a warm blanket. When I hear or read about what’s happening in my country, it rockets through my whole body. I’m an immigrant son of immigrants. I came to this country with scars, and my mother being interrogated.

@sircalebhammer Me here. Doing this in Charlotte NC ✋

Couple Can’t Raise Kids On 6 Figures!

@itsdeaann Staggering how many people miss that these posts are targeted. These are posted specifically on X (formerly Twitter), for good reason. 1) like minded people respond “omg, yes. I feel this: funny, witty, brilliant” 2) conservatives getting rage baited into really stupid comments

I miss when Presidents had class.

There’s loads more, but the point is that “dad strength” isnt acquired, you cant make it over time, and you’re not entitled to it. “Dad strength,” is something you prepare for, and it’s not in your blood. It’s in your hands. My dad had hands of stone. Hard, rough, but warm

@JadenLeBel Do you also need my birthday and ssn?

Dude, Shaq just asked me to throw his party. This is wild. Reply for an invite.

@FearedBuck This guy definitely looks like he’s taking methamphetamemes

Adin Ross goes off on Billie Eilish for endorsing Kamala Harris for president “I wake up to Billie Eilish and her gay brother promoting Kamala Harris for money, that sh*t pissed me tf off… Can’t even name 3 Billie Eilish songs so i don’t even care” twitter.com/copiumx/status…

@EdKrassen I’d also leave after his first sentence.

Are all these people really leaving the Trump rally 45 minutes in? twitter.com/stephenrodrick…

@I_AM_WILDCAT Hey now, you should know. It takes way less than 30 seconds, if you can read

Am I wrong or is it not the case that if you do about 30 seconds of research you learn this is a biological woman who has been a woman her whole life?

@realspitfire Gets cleaned every one or 2 years likely. Yall should check links or at least use google. Be better.

The clean up begins…… Why do leftists always choose to destroy?

We need a bar competition that is service-oriented, less flare, less mixology, more service. @GordonRamsay @LisaVanderpump The Bar is in Hell.