Caleb Hammer

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How Much Money Licensed Vocational Nurses Make

youtu.be/hMuU-w8S1LE?is… There are so many people committing fraud and scamming our systems that real people need for help. Today, we react to some of the craziest ones out there!

China wins. 🇨🇳

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She Thought Her Car Was Leased 😭💀

Financial Audit Guest Cries Over MEAL PREPPING

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Can we PLEASE normalize men approaching women again? Like... where are all the confident, respectful, emotionally mature men? Why doesn't anybody just come talk to me anymore? Not like the creep at the bookstore yesterday, obviously. He walked over while I was looking at a book and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice you're reading one of my favorite authors." First of all, why was he WATCHING me? Second? How long had he been watching me before he decided to speak? CREEPY! Third? How did he know what book I was holding? Ladies, always be aware of your surroundings. And then there was the guy at the grocery store who handed me a piece of paper with his phone number. Excuse me? So you're just walking around with your phone number already written down? Looking for victims? That's not suspicious at all. Then he just left. So now I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS. He could be ANYWHERE, totally hiding waiting to murder me because I didn't immediately add his number to my phone. Totally normal behavior. Last week a guy held the door open for me. Why? What was his endgame? Trapping me inside the building so he could steal my kidneys to organ thieves? No thanks! Another smiled at me while I was walking my dog. My dog. So now he knows I have a dog. Fantastic. Honestly, dating is impossible. Men never approach women anymore.

Kevin O'Leary Got me Canceled

Populism in a nutshell👇. Public opinion is great for setting goals (lower housing costs!) and terrible for setting the policies to achieve them. Its the difference between asking voters whether we should try to go to Mars vs. the exact science & engineering to get us there.

every data center story says it uses "as much power as 100,000 homes" like that's a scandal. an aluminum smelter pulls five times that and it's why airplanes are cheap. measuring industry in homes is how you train a country to believe building things is a crime

Big Dollarwise update just dropped and honestly, it’s amazing. Linked accounts got completely rebuilt. Your accounts are grouped by bank connection now, so when something breaks you can actually see what's going on… tap the connection, see the status, fix it or delete the whole thing in one place. You can FINALLY hide accounts. It disappears from everything- dashboard, budgets, insights, all of it- but keeps syncing in the background so unhiding is instant. And yes there's an undo button, we know you're going to fat finger it. Insights learned a bunch of new tricks. Savings rate, spending streaks, category creep, and my personal favorite: what a habit actually costs you over a year. If food delivery is quietly eating your entire budget, the app will now tell you directly so I don't have to. And when you swipe an insight away it STAYS gone now. Oh and refunds finally count in your favor. Return the thing you shouldn't have bought in the first place and your budget gives you credit for it. Growth. Last thing… the Dollarwise Discord server is officially open. Subscribers: link your Discord from Profile and you're in automatically, Subscriber role and all. Founders 500, you get your special Founders role too. Not that I have to explain, but my team has been grinding on this release for a while and they absolutely cooked. Go update the app. Love you all as always :)

Prank YouTuber Pays Employee $0 Salary

DUNE putting out a full trilogy in 5 years is absolutely insane for modern franchise filmmaking like when is the next time we will get a series with this level of quality in such a short timespan

@Baloney_and For what it’s worth, the membership stuff is still being uploaded every break. People pay for that 😌

@sircalebhammer As a subscriber I’m appalled. I don’t pay you to relax. I will expect a portion of my $9.99 refunded due to low content release. Crunching the numbers I’ll need back .33 (repeating of course) cents back. Thank you and good day.

Oopsie. Sorry I forgot to post, I’m on the beach sippin piña colada‘s (playing rust and don’t want my base raided). We are on our quarterly break :) one episode this week, and we will be back to full force next week! And not that I have to explain, but for those interested in behind the scenes stuff at a video company… due to the high level and consistent amount of production that we do, my team cannot take standard time off… so for the last year, and going forward, we take one week off a quarter so they can enjoy some much needed rest and vacation time. See you Monday!

I Paid $4 Million In Taxes For THIS?!

we will never escape slopulism

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