Cole Fitzpatrick

@rynfitz Elaborate

Hey Alexa ruin the 7th inning stretch #mariners

Hey look, I’m in the blue 😩

As airports around the country are facing a critical shortage of air traffic controllers, a team at the UMass Transportation Center is working to ease the crisis by inspiring the next generation. nenc.news/gbh/2026-03-16…

Prompt Claude Pet cat Rinse, repeat

As @MikeKnodler likes to say. A month of work boils down to one number. Great progress in the state!

I get it, the 116-win part. I am out on nods to nationalism in 2026.

@DHTheWeatherNut Just over a foot here in Amherst so far

So nice to get over a foot in the valley floor, hard to do

Final holiday giveaway! Tickets to ANY Pgatour event. Players, WM Phx open, Pebble, you name it, I’ll get you 4 tickets to the event. You can even caddie for me in the pro am IF you want. Comment which event you might want to go to (not final), repost, like to enter.

@Mike_kim714 Travelers in CT! Would be a thrill.

@TheBearsBurner 11 loss - UMass

Best teams by losses. 0 losses- Ohio State 1 loss- Georgia 2 loss- Alabama 3 loss-Tennessee 4 loss- Iowa 5 loss- Duke 6 loss- Auburn 7 loss- South Carolina 8 loss- Florida 9 loss-Arkansas Congrats if you made the list.

@jippylarue @MLBergman_ @BillKoch25 This just means a 2-3% raise yearly to keep track with inflation.

@MLBergman_ @BillKoch25 Cost of living Rhode Island to western Mass? Silly

Thorr Bjorn and UMass have reportedly agreed to a 5-year deal with an annual base salary of $395,000 plus cost of living adjustments & incentives, per @BillKoch25 providencejournal.com/story/sports/c…

@RiggsBarstool @TaylorMadeGolf 86

Alright here we go. I’m giving away a free driver. 30-50mph winds on Pac Dunes. Pouring rain. The green tees (about 6,200 yards). Guess what I shoot & if you’re right you enter to win a free @TaylorMadeGolf Qi35 driver. I’ll send it to you myself.

@Mariners @sportingnews Must have voted before Game 7.

Congrats, Skip! Dan Wilson has been named @sportingnews AL Manager of the Year, as voted by his peers. #TridentsUp

Being asked by coworkers and family if I’m “O.K.” today…

@reillocity Only one that would’ve worked with my work schedule.

@colefitzpatrick Game 3 was an easy one to accept when it was offered. Game 5 would have been harder to commit to given some nonzero chance of a sweep.

Oh, man. I’ve had a ticket for World Series Game 3 in Seattle vs Dodgers (aka would-be first ever one in Seattle) since end of ALCS Game 5. And a plane ticket to Seattle since the next morning. Was sitting pretty until Springer dinger in B7. Has to hurt much more for M’s fans.

RIP golf season

Damn, I thought he hit that out lol

@TylerKepner Martin Maldonado

OK. Endless rain delay in Detroit. Drop me a name of a random player from 1975-present and I'll tell you the first thing that comes to mind. Kind of a modified AMA.

@gregrabble Terrible ump giveth, terrible ump taketh away.

The pitch before that homer has been a strike *all game*