Griffin Cooper

@Jomboy_ Crazy. Gotta feel for that pitcher, she got several ground balls and for none of them to be outs is pretty terrible luck

One out away from losing 8-0, a breakdown

@AngryMariners Compared to the other mistakes this team has been making, this is an absolute nothingburger. Particularly when you consider that Julio is one of the only dudes hitting with any consistency

Woof. No, Julio. It doesn’t “happen.” These guys need an ass-kicking

@Dm_Cards_ @JerryDipot @TheHonored1_ @JarrettMentink @JRODshow44 @CityofSeattle Lol yeah I will pass. I muted him the minute I replied. Life is hard enough without having to hear more of the shit that miserable imbeciles like this guy have to say

@gregrabble @JerryDipot @TheHonored1_ @JarrettMentink @JRODshow44 @CityofSeattle if you go and scroll down enough on his profile you’ll see some despicable shit also unfortunately

Classy… sorry you feel the need to @ people with your hate - hope it makes you feel better.

@lvneps @MikeJHJr @iloveJoshNaylor @ESPNInsights Yep I was at that game and very clearly remember the M's being down 4-0 until like the 8th inning

@MikeJHJr @iloveJoshNaylor @ESPNInsights Yea the cal home run you talk about was an 8-4 ballgame. This Mets-Marlins game ended 4-0

Heriberto Hernández' hit the FIRST walk-off slam to break a scoreless tie in Marlins franchise history 👏 It’s a feat MLB hadn’t seen in over a decade: the last player to do it was Justin Maxwell for the Royals on Sept. 22, 2013 😲

@krs667 @MarinerMuse I'm so confused Kirby has frequently been criticized for "lack of toughness," but it seemed like you were talking about Kelenic and mistakenly saying Kirby. So I was genuinely asking for clarification

@gregrabble @MarinerMuse Doesn’t everyone appreciate being criticized in front of millions? Thank you for sharing

I think it’s probably truly joever now

@MarinerMenace I agree but at the same time god damn am I embarrassed about the way they're playing when they would have a 29-24 record if they just managed to go 5-6 against the Royals and Padres lol

If the Mariners end up winning the division with a .500 record because everybody else sucks, it wont bother me in the slightest. I won’t feel guilty. I won’t feel lucky. We missed the playoffs by 1 game in ‘23 and ‘24, and 2 games in ‘20 and ‘21. The baseball gods owe us.

@krs667 @MarinerMuse I just mean because you called him Kirby twice lol

@gregrabble @MarinerMuse Emotional? Oh yeah, I feel bad for him that he’s going through that. It’s horrible

@AVar14 @_dcagle @PlatinumKey13 I'm sure Abe would be proud of you telling a dude to kill himself because he says he's not sure about a HBP in baseball

@_dcagle @PlatinumKey13 Go test that eyesight by playing in traffic, doofus

what Replay review did not show enough to overturn this Konnor Griffin non-HBP, and Don Kelly has been ejected.

@JerryDipot @TheHonored1_ @Dm_Cards_ @JarrettMentink @JRODshow44 @CityofSeattle I've seen a lot of dumb motherfuckers on this site. A LOT of them. But you genuinely may take the cake. I truly hope you find a good therapist and learn a tiny bit of self-reflection, because god damn your presence is actively making the world a shittier place and that sucks

@TheHonored1_ @Dm_Cards_ @JarrettMentink @JRODshow44 You like the 2nd most overrated @CityofSeattle athlete of all time

@JerryDipot @TheHonored1_ @Dm_Cards_ @JarrettMentink @JRODshow44 Huh??? He likes the most likeable dude in the league who has put up like 20 fWAR in his first 4 seasons in the bigs?? Yeah man he's the dumb one for sure. You are coming off as a really cool, intelligent person here. I am DEFINITELY not being sarcastic!

@TheHonored1_ @Dm_Cards_ @JarrettMentink You like @JRODshow44 Street credit is gone 😂

@krs667 @MarinerMuse Do you mean Kelenic...?

@MarinerMuse I feel bad for him honestly. My kid played with a phenom who’d gotten a full ride at 14. By senior year he was literally pissing in the dugout becuz he “could” while the coaches/parent laughed. He was done before he graduated college. Bad parenting IMO. Kirby’s just like him

@DarrenTrain Yeah I mean I wouldn't put much stock in those kinds of projections lol. Julio has never *not* had a scorching 2nd half in his career. And Cal Raleigh is not going to end the season with a 63 wRC+. Just to point out a couple of the most obvious issues

Well yesterday the M's completed 1/3 of this so far pathetic season and are now 25-29 on pace to go 75-87. Here are the position player stats projected for the full season by simply multiplying the counting stats by three. Literally nothing to write home about. Raley projected to lead the team with 30 HRs and 81 RBIs.

@JJBarnes18 Randy's defense sucks but I don't think it hurts the team often enough to justify benching any of those 3 dudes, especially with how inconsistent the production has been

@JJBarnes18 I like the idea of DHing him in theory, but in practice it's hard to see a path to get there. It would mean one of Raley/Canzone sits vs righties. And all 3 of those guys have been too good offensively for the team to afford to bench any of them

When Donovan is back, Randy is DH. He is not long for this team. Fuck his feelings. Too much shit defense

@miserableseafan @KJH05 @RyanDivish I'm gonna take a wild guess and say either A) that's total bullshit or B) There's a whole lot more to that story that you aren't including

@KJH05 @RyanDivish you are too old to even comprehend what that means My last account I had a Jerry cock rider LIKE YOU call my employer because I questioned his free agency moves

You also started your Twitter account in 2023 so your sample size is light.

I don't think the 2026 Mariners have managed to sustain a single week of consistently good baseball, and it's almost June. I hope we've all learned our lesson about what happens when you actually have expectations for the Seattle Mariners

@JomboyMedia sure that makes sense

He took a swing at nothing because he was confused about pitch clock rules

@CLew2620 @MarinerMenace @reedatruth33 @vmaughan3 (I'm sure you're MAGA or some shit but politics aside Washington has one of the higher average IQs in the U.S.)

@CLew2620 @MarinerMenace @reedatruth33 @vmaughan3 If you think people in Washington are dumb can't imagine what you think of the rest of the country

JP Crawford is the 9th best position player in Mariners franchise history.

@Gravel_sense Looked fantastic tonight but yeah he has seemed pretty shaky for most of the season so far, after a pretty solid start I thought

Dan Wilson goes to Bazardo to face Salvy. he's been... suspicious