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@KnoxieLuv This is a good one 😆😆🤣🤣🤣

Y’all!!! I missed this banger! I have failed you!

I feel like... if you come to the courtroom dressed like this, you know you're going to win by a landslide.

Day 3 asking @nickshirleyy to help to discover fraud in COLORADO!!!!!! This deep blue sanctuary city state is hurting the American citizens so much… We call it Colofornia…. Or Calirado…… whatever…. Drop the best CO nickname below!!!! 👇

Drive in Denver at your own risk. 😬

l've never seen a party work so hard to remove a President.. But not the drug dealers, child traffickers, or illegal immigrants!

Out of absolutely nowhere …like glitter in a carpet you’ll never fully get rid of, Afroman’s trial crash-landed into the Twitterverse and somehow united us all for the greater good of chaos, comedy, and constitutional appreciation ⚖️🪄⭐️ And I’m just gonna say it: if you can’t collectively agree this is FUCKING EPIC we might already be beyond saving 😂😂😂 Between the unintentional comedy, and the pure absurdity of it all, this has brought me an unreasonable amount of joy. Like… who ordered this level of entertainment?? Because THANK YOU. 🙏 Also, it’s shining a sparkly, rhinestone-covered spotlight on just how important the First Amendment is, because wow, what a time to be alive and witnessing… whatever this is. Anyway, I’ll be over here eating lemon pound cake. laughing, learning, and trying to process how this became the main storyline of the last few days! Stay hydrated, stay unbothered, and may your timeline remain this unhinged in the best possible way 💖✨🪄 Thanks for coming to my CAMtalk! 😘

Afroman has more balls than anyone in Congress.

Team Afroman

@CountDankulaTV I love this so much.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@SUBRATA30016572 @Zenomorph255112 Amen 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

If you are praying for our Troops, respond with Amen!!🇺🇸

Shout out to Those activists who rescued those beagles …. out there standing on business 🔥

@MindyLynn511 🙏🙏🙏

Last night I got to pray over a girl named Grace in the bathroom. Her grandma named Sandra isn’t doing well in an assisted living home. ❤️ If you could pray for her, too, that would be great. God uses all situations!

@OkieRezKid Please please look into ivermectin and Fenben asap. Contact Dr. Makis. Please 🙏

Well.. I have cancer. A rare and aggressive kind, too. That would be my luck.

“𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬.”

I'm sick of hearing "UNDOCUMENTED" The word is "ILLEGAL" Let's all say it together: "ILLEGAL"

@kelpjuice69 @britttlifts Right!!

@britttlifts i be getting the same shit for the 36k loan

When someone finds out let me know because I block every single one and report it and still get them 😡

@britttlifts Im in the same boat. At least 5 a day. I delete and report and it changes nothing.

YOUR FIREARMS ARE THE ONLY THING PREVENTING A COMPLETE TAKEOVER THAT'S WHY THEY WANT THEM

Meet my new friend!