Crestopher Balsch

@ELGL50 Where are your list of sessions? Hard to sign up without an easy to find session list.

Grab your ELGL socks and canteen, dust off your compass, and pack your backpacks — Camp Govlife is calling! ELGL’s 2025 conference is heading to Santa Rosa, CA, from Oct. 1-3. Camp Govlife is the perfect place to learn, grow, and make memories. Register: elgl.org/camp-govlife

@Jayecane The moon is beautiful.

Go ! Best one wins !

@shockproofbeats I realize this is a bit pedantic and beside the point, but don't many nursery rhymes originate from oral tradition and folklore? I'd guess much context, and possibly related storytelling and narrative is lost in these compilations. In other words, you had to be there.

As a parent, nothing makes me feel more of a Grinch than my belief that 99% of nursery rhymes are loathsome doggerel. Not that my two year old daughter agrees. theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/a…

@InnatCrossroads I bought the Elder Scrolls cookbook for Kindle, years ago, to compliment my hardcopy. It has formatting issues, pictures absent, corrupted text, etc. I notice the ebook version is no longer for sale. I'd still love to use it. Any chance Insight can look into it?

Boldly flagellating where no paramecium has extended its flexible cilia before: coffee enema #thisisyourbrain #yolo #fuckitimdoingitanyway

@DougBenson These go to 7-11: movies featuring scenes in a convenience store. #douglovesmovies #mostampsgototen

@DougBenson Sing Richard the Bird: movies featuring cross-dressing singers #douglovesmovies

@DougBenson 3-2-1 traction: movie where a shoe or shoes are an essential part of the story #douglovesmovies #noshoesnoshirtnoproblemo

I love the refreshing backside you present to me flyboy. #explosivegreeting #nopotatoes

Switching plumbs through a puckered anus is a feat itself. Mr. Fig Newtons: Gravity is a genius today.

I had sixteen phimosis at breakfast, their bubbly smiles greet me still

The happy snails of my eye live forlorn on the coast of your cheek, don't leave my priapism alone

If I could bleed as much as your face with love, let us be free with shaking smiles

I follow so close as to slam like a wing in heat.

Don't let my fascination seep into your nostril

I want to eat all the wookie in your splenda.