Chewie Vetinari

Surely TMO should be telling the ref that went backwards off the tackled player, especially since there's a break in play anyway? I mean, there was a forward pass at the start of the previous phase, so it's not a try anyway, but the knock on decision was wrong

Why are the sofa shagger, and the Tory so unpopular with his own party he left his commons seat to stand in a mayoral election as an independent, being RTd without prejudice into my timeline? Can they just both fuck off instead?

I mean, he joined the Tory party, and stood for nomination as a parliamentary candidate, the clues are there that he's never had excellent judgement. He just wasn't as much of a twat as his leadership when he abandoned ship.

@RopesToInfinity Disappointed that isn't just a term for McKenzie, not gonna lie. Also, pretty sure Prince "I've not shaved this morning, so I'm getting the daily mail to call it a summer beard" can defend himself pretty well. For instance by setting a disgraced former Murdoch editor on twitter

Sad to announce that Celtic fans have gone too far for Lord Shit McShitface 😔

Surely they'd not do that? Surely the privatised postal service is only interested in providing a quality service?

Always assumed 2nd class post was just added to the bags to make sure there was a full round, if they actively stop doing that then within about 1 month they'll be arguing for fewer posties, and with 6 they'll be looking to scrap 1st class deliveries to non business areas.

In the absence of any reasonable press legislation, it'd be nice if the state broadcaster called out the Murdoch group, rather than pretending their drivel is actually news.

The question isn't why aan chose not to share every part of his private life with the world, that's perfectly reasonable, the question is why the scum continue to hound people on the periphery of the public eye, and then blackmail them into giving a "tell all" interview.

Should we offer Eurosport subscribers a sweetener when we ditch the brand? Nah, let's charge them 5* what they're currently paying a month. Given we've stripped about 50% of the content over the last 2 years, they're sure to pay it. cyclingweekly.com/news/eurosport…

Warner Brothers furthering the belief that they shouldn't have been allowed anywhere near eurosport. or Europe

Didn't realise the Neptune had closed again Hopefully someone can take it over, and get rid of the stupid name they gave it in 2011

@wariotifo Amazing to have the brass neck to publish this in the week they nearly got their arses handed to them in court, and are actively fighting the courts passing discovery materials to the Met. Almost as if they know there'll be no fallout if it happens.

Only way tonight's result in Caerdydd would be sweeter would be if they left the Conti Cup decals on the ice as a flex.

And to think that ITV presenter thought he'd lose all credibility if he asked Milliband what his favourite dinosaur was.

Twitter can still put together an awkward pairing. Despite everything else.

@PatrickSmyth Absolutely spiteful wording of the amendment to avoid that very scenario.

"Oh my Gawd! That's Obama's Music!"

@dandouglas At least we're only a few rat generations away from the much needed mayfly update

sorry guys, we fucked up. we kept saying these storms are “once in a generation” events. and we were right. but our computer was set to rat generations

im not afraid to say it: baron harkonnen is a bad dude. he's a pedophile, he's a tyrant, he's— *the baron waves a large sack of money at me* ...erm. my apologies everyone. i did an npc. i did a groupthink. i did a no growth. i am trying to do better

@Jolly_Jack He bought it fair and square, it is now most definitely his hair. Until it gains sentience and files a suit to be emancipated

What'll get me booted off Twitter faster? "Herr Musk" or "Musk's Hair"?

This is as bad as increasing the number of subs on bench/allowed to be brought on because Mourinho didn't like having to select a limited team each week. [Citation needed] If your player commits a foul so bad to get a red, your team deserve the deficit. Simples.