Cynehelm Press

If today's #TrumpTapes have left you hungry for more of that special eloquence from a stable genius who truly has THE BEST WORDS, you owe it to yourself to enjoy this savagely witty book of satirical #poetry. Read it today—or at least before Jan. 20! mybook.to/IHaveTheBestWo…

If you need #LastMinuteGifts for #readers in your family, consider as #StockingStuffers this fierce little book of classic #poetry reimagined through the eyes of everyone's least favourite very stable genius. Order now to get it by #Christmas! mybook.to/IHaveTheBestWo…

Let's start our #CyberMonday #BookSale a day early for #Kindle #EBook readers in the US: @lukemaynard's "#SeasonOfThePlough," the first book of his #TravalaithSaga, is on sale for just 99¢! Get your epic fantasy fix at 76% off today! mybook.to/SeasonOfThePlo… #BlackFridayAmazon

When we accepted this brilliant little #poetry book, we thought it'd hit big, then die out after the #ElectionDay once #BidenWon. Thankfully, one #TrumpMeltdown after another has kept it on trend. Hoping #FormerPresidentTrump doesn't #Concede too soon!🙃 mybook.to/IHaveTheBestWo…

We much prefer the variant of #Kipling from our new #Humor/#Satire #Poetry collection, "I HAVE THE BEST WORDS: CLASSIC POEMS MADE EVEN GREATER BY AN ANONYMOUS GENIUS OF STAGERRING GENIUS." 50% off all week to #CelebrateDemocracy and #Election2020. mybook.to/IHaveTheBestWo…

As a publisher of #books & fan of those who read them, @Cynehelm Press congratulates #PresidentElectJoe Biden on his win. To celebrate, our #ByeByeTrump poetry book, "I HAVE THE BEST WORDS," will be #HalfPrice in the USA, tomorrow & all week! mybook.to/IHaveTheBestWo… #YOUREFIRED

Across the U.S. the first novel we released, @LukeMaynard's #TheSeasonOfThePlough, is downloadable for just 99¢—that's 94% off the paperback price! #BooksConnect us and it's the least we can do. Even if you #StayAtHome a good book can take you anywhere.📚 bit.ly/SotP-eBook

To celebrate the launch of #TheSeasonOfTheCerulyn, Amazon is selling the lavish hardcover edition of Book I—#TheSeasonOfThePlough—at 75% OFF.🤩 We can't control this #BookBoost or guess how long it'll last. A sweet #bookdeal for #booklovers of #realbooks! bit.ly/SotP-HC

We're pleased to announce (if unexpectedly) that Amazon has decided our 2nd novel, @LukeMaynard's "#TheSeasonoftheCerulyn," will be published NOW instead of on March 31! bit.ly/SotC-USPaperba… E-books to follow. #bookbloggers, #booktube, ask us about copies for #bookreview!

@yasminthereader @sophiesticateme Congrats on your launch! We'll be following! As an #indiepress, we need all the buzz we can get, too: we'd be happy to submit a novel to @AccioBookClub on spec for your consideration. If you like it, we could work out a promo to provide free copies for your early subscribers.

We're coming to the end of our #Kindle/#ebook #BlackFriday #BookSale on @lukemaynard's #TheSeasonOfThePlough. U.S. #readers have 9 more hours to pick up the first volume of this fantasy saga for just $1.99 (always free on #KindleUnlimited). bit.ly/SotP-eBook #holidayreads

Looking for #BlackFriday #bookdeals? Look no further than our $1.99 weekend special on the #Kindle/#ebookdeals edition from our new flagship epic fantasy series! bit.ly/SotP-eBook #book #sff_eBookDeal #sff #indieauthors #indiefriday #shoplocal #readthis #readingcommunity

If #BlackFriday is your thing, but you're conflicted about your consumer trash footprint, the #Kindle/#ebook version of our flagship novel #TheSeasonOfThePlough is just $1.99 all weekend! That's 88% OFF the paperback price! bit.ly/SotP-eBook #BlackFriday2019 #booksale

@blueyed_sparrow We're very proud of our first release, "The Season of the Plough," which has so far been very well-received by a tiny audience. We have a small number of physical exam copies (and infinity digital exam copies) for HS teachers. DM us if interested! amazon.com/Season-Plough-…

#WritingCommunity What are you loving in #YA right now? I’d love some recs for my high school students & myself! Drop some titles below! #amreading #amwriting #education #MustRead #books #readers #Writers #WhatToRead #teachers #booklovers #readingisfun #bookshelf

#Booklovers: If you're looking to round out your #IndieHolidayReads/#IndieNovember with some stellar high fantasy, there's no more atmospheric time to enjoy #indieauthor @LukeMaynard's #TheSeasonOfThePlough. Free as always for the #KindleUnlimited set. bit.ly/SotP-eBook

#SignsYoureNotTheChosenOne: You are Aewyn, the heroine of @LukeMaynard's #epicfantasy novel, #TheSeasonOfThePlough, who was raised as a child of prophecy before her old, mansplaining mentor turned out (like certain Presidents) to be not so wise after all… bit.ly/SotP-eBook

We also have a VERY limited ability to provide a small handful of print #reviewcopies. These go by request only to #Bookbloggers, #Bookstagram and #booktube/#booktubesff folks—DM us for details. But the digital version's open to all who fill out the form! 2/2 #Reading #BookBoost

Cynehelm Press is doing the unthinkable—we're celebrating #IndieSeptember with a #BookGiveaway of FREE digital #ReviewCopies of #TheSeasonOfThePlough to our first 15 #ReadingCommunity reviewers. Fill out THIS FORM to get one: [bit.ly/SotP-ARC-reque…] 1/2 #sff #fantasy #freebooks

Dear #Readers, The first #bookreviews are in: it looks like The Season Of The Plough is the sleeper hit of 2019! Read it today and see what all the buzz is about! bit.ly/SotP-eBook (#bookblogger? #Booktuber? DM for #reviewcopies!) #BookTubeSFF #WorldCon2019 #IndieAugust

Dear #AcademicTwitter, We @ #CynehelmPress know what it's like to be an #adjunct #professor of #literature. We'll always provide free digital #examcopies/#reviewcopies, physical #deskcopies, & study mats on request to any #EnglishTeacher who asks. #precarity #PhDlife #solidarity